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  • #31
    I don't think I wrote that much. The most scary thing is that I am sure I must have mentioned my mother in that email, which makes it even more scary
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #32
      Smashing
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #33
        oh gawd, Harrison. This gets worse and worse.

        You know what you should do? Seriously? Not another damned email. Call the guy. Explain, if possible, what's going on.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Zoid
          People do like to point and laugh at "deviant" behaviour. Especially since sex is soo everywhere in society these days. If you don´t have it you´re a freak (while ****ing several guys/girls on camera in a reality show is considered normal. Go figure... ) Hell, I haven´t had sex this millennia (and precious little before that...) but I don´t care anymore...

          But it´s a hilarious story
          Yeah, well I am used to it, hell, I cope with it a lot better than any of my peers in the same situation, whom it seems to tear at endless. But I do find it annoying when people think they can just wheel it out for a laugh whenever convenient. I also dislike it whenever I mention anything remotely pertaining to sex, it is brought out again in a 'Provost, Sex...how preposterous ' sense...

          I doubt anyone has noticed, but I have not brought up my situation for many, many years, with the exception in relation to one of Dis's threads, more for reassurance than anything. I've learned to live with it and face up to the fact that in all probability I will spend the rest of my life alone. That may sound melodramatic, but no one here really knows me and how I work...
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #35
            Originally posted by SlowwHand
            oh gawd, Harrison. This gets worse and worse.

            You know what you should do? Seriously? Not another damned email. Call the guy. Explain, if possible, what's going on.
            You seriously think I am chasing after some crazy who lives hundreds of miles away? I've got far better things to do with my time than worry about him...
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #36
              Just don't direct him to this thread, except as a screenshot with posternamers, web address, website title et al removed so he can't track this place down to harass you.
              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • #37
                Okey-dokey.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #38
                  Direct him to this thread? WTF? I don't even know this guy...
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #39
                    I find it quite strange that you all seem a lot more concerned than I do. A friend of the family found out (too late) that her husband is a loon. No real skin off my nose, just good riddance for her sake more than anything...
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #40
                      Tell him you're Sava.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #41
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #42
                          Amazing story
                          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Provost Harrison


                            Yeah, well I am used to it, hell, I cope with it a lot better than any of my peers in the same situation, whom it seems to tear at endless. But I do find it annoying when people think they can just wheel it out for a laugh whenever convenient. I also dislike it whenever I mention anything remotely pertaining to sex, it is brought out again in a 'Provost, Sex...how preposterous ' sense...

                            I doubt anyone has noticed, but I have not brought up my situation for many, many years, with the exception in relation to one of Dis's threads, more for reassurance than anything. I've learned to live with it and face up to the fact that in all probability I will spend the rest of my life alone. That may sound melodramatic, but no one here really knows me and how I work...
                            I hear you. You get used to it after a while...
                            I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                              Direct him to this thread? WTF? I don't even know this guy...
                              I said "don't" do that. If you get dragged to court, a redacted screenshot of the thread might be useful evidence of the harmless nature of the email. Physical evidence.
                              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                                I've learned to live with it and face up to the fact that in all probability I will spend the rest of my life alone.
                                I don't accept that. There are women out there for you, you just have to look and when you find, recognize, and maybe stop holding out for a Playboy Playmate. If the ugliest, most vicious bastards can get mates, so can you. You just need more confidence comrade. I have faith in you.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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