I'm implicated in a divorce for proposing a menage-a-trois to a wife...

[Provost Harrison]

You just couldn't make it up could you?

A work colleague and friend of my mother was trying to look for 'saucy' expressions to say to another work colleague and she couldn't think of any more (it was just a bit of childish work banter, after all, she is a teacher) so I suggested 'menage-a-trois'. My mother said she wouldn't remember how to spell it, so if I could email it to her colleague. So innocently I emailed 'How about menage-a-trois?'.

Unfortunately it turns out that her husband is an utter psycho and she hadn't realised it earlier. Not only has he been getting her followed but has been monitoring her emails and phone conversations. And guess what email shows up in her account? Oh yeah This bloke, who actually turns out to be completely neurotic is filing for divorce claiming serial infidelity of his wife, including with me in a menage-a-trois, and apparently wants to beat the crap out of me

You couldn't make it up, could you?

[LordShiva]

[self biased]

hurr hurr hurr.

[Bosh]

Now's your chance!

[Provost Harrison]

Well it is a reputation I don't mind being tarnished with, I must admit

[Pekka]

Sue him.

[Dauphin]

Rich, I'm serious. Leave my girlfriend alone.....

[Provost Harrison]

When did you acquire one of those?

[Gibsie]

So this is what you've been up to these last few weeks. Keep it up playa!

[alva]

Hmmm, from the sound of it - and while she may not realise it yet - you may very well have done her a favour.

[Provost Harrison]

Well it has, really, she's found what a loon he is...it's really quite a pity because she has a daughter to him...

[SlowwHand]

You Brits are zany.

[Elok]

Re: I'm implicated in a divorce for proposing a menage-a-trois to a wife...

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
and apparently wants to beat the crap out of me

So I guess he's the one you mention in your location field, shaking an axe? And, more seriously, you haven't tried e-mailing him from a safe distance explaining things? If it makes you feel safer you could mention that you have a firearm in the same e-mail. Or does the UK let its citizens carry those?

[Lord Avalon]

Never leave an e-mail trail.

[Provost Harrison]

Re: Re: I'm implicated in a divorce for proposing a menage-a-trois to a wife...

Originally posted by Elok


So I guess he's the one you mention in your location field, shaking an axe? And, more seriously, you haven't tried e-mailing him from a safe distance explaining things? If it makes you feel safer you could mention that you have a firearm in the same e-mail. Or does the UK let its citizens carry those?

Do you think I actually give a sh*t about this bloke?