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  • #31
    I didn't read any of this thread

    and after that last quote by BK, I don't think I want to
    Monkey!!!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Japher
      I didn't read any of this thread

      and after that last quote by BK, I don't think I want to

      Well as long as slowwy uses one umbrella in the front and one for the back we should all be ok
      When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
      "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
      Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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      • #33
        Amen to that.
        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Tiamat
          Hello dufus!


          Ming impersonation:


          DISCUSS THE TOPIC, NOT THE POSTERS.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #35
            Never.
            He's got the Midas touch.
            But he touched it too much!
            Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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            • #36
              If I suspect rain, I will carry one. So as per sods law...if I think it is going to rain, I will carry one and it will stay dry...if I don't take one in glorious sunshine, it is guaranteed to piss it down
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #37
                Where is Mary Poppins? She would love this thread.
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #38
                  Never, evil things.
                  Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                  Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                  We've got both kinds

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                  • #39
                    Just bought no 3 to the car - it was annoying to carry one around.

                    Reasonably nessacary to have one - last month we got approx 6.000.000.000 tons of rain - the third wettest august in 133 years.
                    With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                    Steven Weinberg

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand
                      It rained here the other day. Broke a measely 19 days over 100 degrees streak. Pales in comparison to 1980, with 69 days straight. Umbrella? No way, Jose. I was walking in it.
                      Exactly! I do the dance of joy when it rains around here except it only last about 10 minutes then it's gone.
                      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by MrFun
                        Where is Mary Poppins? She would love this thread.
                        Opppps I thought you were Mary Poppins.
                        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                        • #42
                          I live in the desert. 'nuff said.

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                          • #43
                            So you do use an umbrella as shield from the sun?
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #44
                              I'm not a vampire.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Tiamat


                                Opppps I thought you were Mary Poppins.
                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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