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  • Do You Carry An Umbrella?

    Rain or shine. Either way.
    24
    In The Rain
    37.50%
    9
    In The Sun
    0.00%
    0
    Both
    8.33%
    2
    No
    54.17%
    13
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    Sometimes in the rain. When I first moved to Jacksonville, before I got used to the heat, I would carry an umbrella to shade me from the sun.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      I don't carry one in the sun, but it'not that a bad an idea to.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        One in the truck, one in my office.
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        • #5
          One in my bag all the time.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by GePap
            One in my bag all the time.
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            • #7
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              • #8
                I have one in my car all the time -- for rain, only.
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #9
                  Be careful when you open it, if there's a lot of traffic.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Winston
                    Be careful when you open it, if there's a lot of traffic.

                    If I feel like opening my umbrella in my car, it's nobody else's damn business!
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #11
                      I have never seen a man with an umbrella in Iceland in real life. Just in the movies. What´s the goddamn point anyway?

                      And that´s a No.
                      Ef þú getur lesið þetta þá kanntu kannski íslensku. Það getur verið að þú sért að vera sniðugur eins og viss herramaður sem ég nafngreini ekki. Eða að þú sért Færeyingur eða Nojari.

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                      • #12
                        Yes, but I'm in England.
                        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                        • #13
                          Hello dufus! We live in Texas Seriously how many chances do we have to carry one
                          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
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                          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dauphin
                            Yes, but I'm in England.
                            Oh...so there's no need to ask you if you use one when it's sunny.

                            I follow in the footsteps of the great Mr. Fun...I keep one in my car. I never use one in the sun, and only most times when it rain. But sometimes, I like the feel of rain on my head.

                            Wasn't it the Chirelles who sang:

                            I want him. I need him.
                            And some day--whoa whoa whoa--I'll meet him.
                            He'll be kinda shy,
                            And real good lookin' too.
                            And I'll be certain he's my guy,
                            By the things...he...likes..to..do.

                            Like walkin' in the rain.
                            And wishin' on the stars up above,
                            And bein' so in love.

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                            • #15
                              no, I have waterproof coats and thick skin
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