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  • #16
    Originally posted by yin26
    I just read on CNN that Bush is contemplating airstrikes on FIFA.
    "We'll bomb 'em back to the black and white ball era!"

    Air Force General Rodney Smits
    He's got the Midas touch.
    But he touched it too much!
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    • #17
      Originally posted by siron
      IIRC 5 of the 12 offside calls against Italy were wrong. But do the Italians complain like little childs? No, they are men.
      Yeah, the Italians just DIVE like 'little childs' .
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #18
        but there is no such thing as 'a play' anway, other than in the minds some (mostly US) observers
        US soccer players use this vocabulary all the time as well. F.e., Bruce Arena described these as "plays" the other day.
        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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        • #19
          Wasn't there a perfectly good Italian goal disallowed?
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Sikander


            The play was called offside. The goal, wasn't.
            "move" dear boy, not "play"

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Sikander
              The play was called offside. The goal, wasn't.
              U.S. soccer will continue to suck as long as Americans keep thinking in terms of "plays" and "hustles" ("Great hustle, guys," haha) and have the clocks in the MLS counting backwards.
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #22
                The clocks in the MLS do not count backwards.
                I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                • #23
                  Stopping for throw-ins, whatever.

                  If they've fixed that, good.
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #24
                    They don't stop for throw-ins.
                    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by DinoDoc
                      Nonsense! The World Series isn't for months yet.
                      That's what I thought....
                      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Victor Galis
                        Wasn't there a perfectly good Italian goal disallowed?
                        I thought so, yes.

                        Overall, I was pleased with the match. It was exciting, and the US team played fairly well - and managed not to collapse when they went down to 9 men.

                        -Arrian
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


                          Yeah, the Italians just DIVE like 'little childs' .
                          At least you know your English. One of the US guys used the word 'DOVE' in an interview after the game.
                          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
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                          • #28
                            What would you use for the past tense of 'dive'? 'Dived'?
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #29
                              Usage Note: Either dove or dived is acceptable as the past tense of dive. Usage preferences show regional distribution, although both forms are heard throughout the United States. According to the Dictionary of American Regional English, in the North, dove is more prevalent; in the South Midland, dived. Dived is actually the earlier form, and the emergence of dove may appear anomalous in light of the general tendencies of change in English verb forms. Old English had two classes of verbs: strong verbs, whose past tense was indicated by a change in their vowel (a process that survives in such present-day English verbs as drive/drove or fling/flung); and weak verbs, whose past was formed with a suffix related to -ed in Modern English (as in present-day English live/lived and move/moved). Since the Old English period, many verbs have changed from the strong pattern to the weak one; for example, the past tense of step, formerly stop, became stepped. Over the years, in fact, the weak pattern has become so prevalent that we use the term regular to refer to verbs that form their past tense by suffixation of -ed. However, there have occasionally been changes in the other direction: the past tense of wear, now wore, was once werede, and that of spit, now spat, was once spitede. The development of dove is an additional example of the small group of verbs that have swum against the historical tide.
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                                What would you use for the past tense of 'dive'? 'Dived'?

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