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  • Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
    How about the Italian dive which led to the free kick, scoring Italy's only goal?
    Hi,

    I help coach a kids 10 - 12 y/o soccer team here in America. One of the things I noticed about the American WC Team was that they didn't seem to know how to take a dive the way the Euros did. My question is when do the Europeans start to teach their kids how to take a dive, as I am wondering if the 10 - 12 y/o's I coach are too young to be taught this?


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    • No. Please. No.
      I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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      • CERTAIN Euros.......

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        • Originally posted by DanS
          No. Please. No.


          A quick list of the worse divers...in no particular order....

          Italy
          Argentina
          Uruguay
          Portugal

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          • I'm impressed that Klinsmann didn't teach his team his old habits, "Kriegsmarine dive!" and all that.
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            • Originally posted by Datajack Franit
              Have a look

              The video evidence clearly shows Neill reached back and grabbed Grosso's foot. The Ref got it right. Only Neill to blame.
              Yeah, right. And we all know about Italy's talents with a video camera.
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              • Originally posted by Darsnan


                Hi,

                I help coach a kids 10 - 12 y/o soccer team here in America. One of the things I noticed about the American WC Team was that they didn't seem to know how to take a dive the way the Euros did. My question is when do the Europeans start to teach their kids how to take a dive, as I am wondering if the 10 - 12 y/o's I coach are too young to be taught this?


                D
                Damn, they're supposed to teach you how to dive? My football career could have advanced a lot further if only my coaches had done this to me.
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                • After careful consideration, I've decided that I would support a 1.5x goal, where you are fouled, but score nonetheless. That way, players would be incentivized not to dive.
                  I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                  • Consider more...... The defender is more likely to foul (and do it properly) if he's stopping 1.5 goals....

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                    • Originally posted by Datajack Franit



                      Have a look

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PgG8j0gyQ
                      Thanks. The super slow replay at the end confirms a dive. Very sporting of you to admit it.
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