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  • #46
    Originally posted by notyoueither


    On so many levels.
    You realize these people are very similar to classic fascists?
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #47
      Holy ****, the Scientologists tried to take over Morocco!?! LOL!
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #48
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara

        You realize these people are very similar to classic fascists?
        Like I said, on so many levels.
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        (")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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        • #49
          The photo is titled "Hitler Youth"
          And yes, with their closed arms the resemble them,
          only one thing is still missing:
          Everyone wearing standardized uniforms and armlets with the symbol of their movement (for example a red armlet with a white circle which contains a cross made in black )

          But maybe, if they get more influence and power they introduce them, too
          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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          • #50
            Originally posted by notyoueither
            Like I said, on so many levels.


            I think misunderestimating them because they call themselves Christian will prove to be a fatal mistake.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #51
              Considering them to be Christians or jumping to the conclusion that they represent Christians in general would be a mistake also.
              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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              • #52
                Well, they are Christians, but no one's saying that they represent all Christians or Christians in general, but rather a very dangerous subcurrent within right-wing evangelical Christianity. And one that is growing in size and influence.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #53


                  I didn't even know cockroaches bit...
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #54
                    They´re Omnivores.

                    But I don´t think they ´d bite a normal active person, they would rather flee it.
                    But perhaps if a person is weakened by hunger and thirst it could be categorized not as "danger" but rather as "food", especially if she has any open wounds on her body.
                    Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                    Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by LordShiva


                      I didn't even know cockroaches bit...
                      They will eat anything that cannot escape. Interestingly, they aren't too fond of dead cockroaches.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #56
                        Further proof that cannibalism is not natural.*







                        (*I'm not serious)

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                        • #57
                          The Unfunny Truth about Issac Hayes
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • #58
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #59
                              There is absolutely no indication that anyone tried to poison Hayes. He's an old man, strokes are not terribly uncommon for people his age.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #60
                                Scientology:

                                Scientologists:



                                Or should I feel sorry for them...
                                I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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