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I am, of course, referring to SARS, which means Sino-sinners Are Righteously Slaughtered.
They always come up with acronyms.
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Ooh, are we making jokes at the expense of our own ethnicities now? I've got one:
A Brit decides one day that he'd like to have a picnic in the Scottish Highlands. So he goes up and settles on a hill with a nice view, and he's about to dig in when he sees...a Scotsman in the valley below him, very enthusiastically going at it with a sheep. Feeling a bit ill, he packs his stuff back up and moves to another hill, but just as he's starting he notices--WTF?--another Scotsman violating a sheep in the valley nearby. Totally disgusted, the Brit gives it up, decides to just go grab a pint in the closest pub and call it a day.
He picks a likely spot in Edinburgh, sits down and orders a beer, but then he looks along the bar and sees an old Scottish guy with only one leg, sitting on a stool at the end and furiously masturbating. At this point, the Brit has had enough.
He hisses at the bartender, "What the bloody hell is wrong with this country? I just wanted to have a nice picnic in the highlands, but I look down and see some dirty peasant nailing a sheep! I move to another spot, but there's a different bum there--nailing a sheep! And just now I come to this bar and find this old man masturbating??"
The bartender pauses a moment, eyeing the Brit condescendingly. Finally, he sighs and answers, "Well, ye can't expect a one-legged old man to catch a sheep, can ye?"Comment
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School funding is based on attendence.Originally posted by Zkribbler
I'm not sure what you mean. It's been the Republicans who've been trying to cut educational funding. The Dems have been defending it.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Originally posted by Elok
Ooh, are we making jokes at the expense of our own ethnicities now? I've got one:
A Brit decides one day that he'd like to have a picnic in the Scottish Highlands. So he goes up and settles on a hill with a nice view, and he's about to dig in when he sees...a Scotsman in the valley below him, very enthusiastically going at it with a sheep. Feeling a bit ill, he packs his stuff back up and moves to another hill, but just as he's starting he notices--WTF?--another Scotsman violating a sheep in the valley nearby. Totally disgusted, the Brit gives it up, decides to just go grab a pint in the closest pub and call it a day.
He picks a likely spot in Edinburgh, sits down and orders a beer, but then he looks along the bar and sees an old Scottish guy with only one leg, sitting on a stool at the end and furiously masturbating. At this point, the Brit has had enough.
He hisses at the bartender, "What the bloody hell is wrong with this country? I just wanted to have a nice picnic in the highlands, but I look down and see some dirty peasant nailing a sheep! I move to another spot, but there's a different bum there--nailing a sheep! And just now I come to this bar and find this old man masturbating??"
The bartender pauses a moment, eyeing the Brit condescendingly. Finally, he sighs and answers, "Well, ye can't expect a one-legged old man to catch a sheep, can ye?"
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They're having a rally at Fresno State. Mexican women are so hot! I support full legalization.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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only if they provide naked pictures of themselves.
for homeland security purposes of course.
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They do, but I shouldn't link the sites.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Japher supports the Mexican hoards.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Japher,
Did they give you picks?I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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I think one of these is illegal. We can't lose her because of these damn bigots.Attached FilesI drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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they both like older men though.Originally posted by Japher
they're both 16
both illegalI drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Careful with hispanic GF's, they tend to get pregnant very easily and very many times.... from my observations...."Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"Comment
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