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  • #91
    Originally posted by Provost Harrison
    I don't know how to tell you this, but you're a colossal pr*ck Keep telling yourself that, you might believe your own bullsh*t one day...
    I know I can be a ***** to people who rub me the wrong way. It's fun.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #92
      I suggest you get a life...
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #93
        [ming ON]


        CHILL

        [Ming OFF]


        You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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        • #94
          I haven't kept up with any of my friends from high school. Of course, I only had 2. But I have no idea what they are doing now. I'm sure they are successful.

          My general manager is the same age as me, and we grew up in the same city, and we both were class of '91. Sometimes I look at her, and think I should have went to college and done something with my life like her. She's no smarter than I am. But other times I just look at her, and I just want to **** her brains out. . I guess I'm reaching an age, where soon I will have bosses that are younger than me. But she's the same age as me, so that's okay.

          My last job was a great paying job, but I quit. I hated it there. Everyone had a bad attitude. Right now, I work a job I'm overqualified for. But I love it. People here really seem to respect me. They think I'm so smart (no jokes about that statment please). It's nice to be valued for something.

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          • #95
            Sometimes I look at her, and think I should have went to college and done something with my life like her. She's no smarter than I am. But other times I just look at her, and I just want to **** her brains out.
            quote of the day
            Monkey!!!

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Provost Harrison
              I suggest you get a life...
              You're second to only Fez in being easy...to wind up.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #97
                actually, Ned is second
                Monkey!!!

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                • #98
                  where did he go?

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                  • #99
                    no idea, he got sick of us I guess
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • Do not invoke his name.

                      -Arrian
                      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                      • it's not like I said MrFun
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • Originally posted by Dis
                          where did he go?
                          He's probably still looking for a forum that won't mock him when he calls himself a JFK Democrat.

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                          • Originally posted by DanS
                            Anybody here who is out of college and says this doesn't wear on them over time is a lying sack or has a serious mj habit. I'm not particularly prone to envy, but it still gnaws at me somewhat. Also, you want to fit into what society expects of you and sometimes that includes certain material things -- this is just human nature.

                            Not that there aren't other, non-material ways to keep up with the Joneses. For instance, a particularly interesting life compensates well.
                            I must have left uni not long enough ago then. I have yet to envy my highschool friends.

                            But that might be because I have little material wealth on my own (I'm living at my parents'), and because I am living an interesting life
                            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                            • Anybody here who is out of college and says this doesn't wear on them over time is a lying sack or has a serious mj habit. I'm not particularly prone to envy, but it still gnaws at me somewhat. Also, you want to fit into what society expects of you and sometimes that includes certain material things -- this is just human nature.
                              I guess being a youth corrupting communist with a PhD in Greek Philosophy who dresses like a homeless person and does his best to avoid popular culture means that I really want to fit into what society expects of me.

                              My mother wanted me to be an accountant.
                              Only feebs vote.

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                              • Originally posted by Oerdin
                                I just realized my circle of friends include millionaire pornographers, gay businessmen, and the homeless German guy who sits out in front of the liquor store. I can't help but feel I am behind all of them in some way or another. The others have more money then me while the homeless guy has more free time then me.
                                to make matters worse, http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php
                                Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                                Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                                Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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