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  • #16
    1) An unlimited supply of really good Beef Jerky
    2) An unlimited supply of really good Beer

    I'm still debating number 3. I torn between world peace or Nachos.
    Monkey!!!

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    • #17
      Am I the only one who read the thread title as " If you had three wives"?
      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
      The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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      • #18
        Yes.
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #19
          I wish not to have 3 wives.

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          • #20
            Got one of my wishes today, in that I got all my courses straightened out with school.

            I'll have to think about that one wish if I only get one.
            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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            • #21
              1. I wish my wife was totally cured of cancer
              2. I wish my health problems were cured too
              3. I wish the Steelers win the Superbowl
              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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              • #22
                1. I wish to live a long and healthy life
                2. I wish that people around me also stay healthy
                3. I wish I make tons and tons of money so I can give to charities and still be filthy rich after that
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #23
                  I'm with Sava on this one.

                  1. Complete and utter omnipotence.
                  2. Complete and utter omniscience with the ability to block things out/ignore them if I chose.

                  3.... I dunno yet.
                  B♭3

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Dis
                    I wish not to have 3 wives.

                    I am with you i wish to not have 3 wives my self, one of me is bad enough

                    Serious wishes: no more child abuse, wealth for all those available, Persons choice of monetary or faith, and still the 3 day work week.
                    When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                    "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                    Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                      I work 40 hours a week... no more.

                      How many do you work?
                      A better question, how many do you charge?
                      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                      • #26
                        Technically, he charges 0. He works for the government.
                        “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                        ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                        • #27
                          That my three pieces of coursework that are due in could be magically done for me (And they don't even have to be done well)!

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                          • #28
                            I want to be happy.
                            What?

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                            • #29
                              I wish that I had never been offered 3 wishes.

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                              • #30
                                I think that would implode the universe somehow.

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