You can always judge the true severity of a Bama loss by their excuses on Monday.
Close game - The refs were paid off.
Not so close game - Probation still has us down. We'll be back.
Having your manhood ripped away and being shown just how far your program lags behind your in-state rival - Uh, uh, Tuberville's a classless jerk for holding four fingers up (signifying four in a row over the *****) after the game. Coach Bryant would have never done that.
I don't exaggerate in the slightest when I tell you that I've heard that smokescreen all day long from Bama fans, in person and on the radio. In second place is "J.P. Wilson (who came in at QB when Brodie Duran said "no mas" and quit the game) is going to be great (he's not even going to be close to it)!" They can literally find nothing else positive to take away from the game, which delights me to no end. Not enough bad things can happen to those people. If Al Qaeda ever wants to make a conciliatory gesture toward the U.S., I suggest sending a suicide bomber to a Red Elephant Club meeting.
Close game - The refs were paid off.
Not so close game - Probation still has us down. We'll be back.
Having your manhood ripped away and being shown just how far your program lags behind your in-state rival - Uh, uh, Tuberville's a classless jerk for holding four fingers up (signifying four in a row over the *****) after the game. Coach Bryant would have never done that.
I don't exaggerate in the slightest when I tell you that I've heard that smokescreen all day long from Bama fans, in person and on the radio. In second place is "J.P. Wilson (who came in at QB when Brodie Duran said "no mas" and quit the game) is going to be great (he's not even going to be close to it)!" They can literally find nothing else positive to take away from the game, which delights me to no end. Not enough bad things can happen to those people. If Al Qaeda ever wants to make a conciliatory gesture toward the U.S., I suggest sending a suicide bomber to a Red Elephant Club meeting.
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