Are You Ready for Some FOOTBALL! - Week 9

[Odin]

[-Jrabbit]

TO will not play another down this year.
Week 9-12 -- suspended, no pay. NFLPA will file grievance.
Week 13-17 -- suspension ends, but kept inactive. Basically, paid to stay home.

Then somethime before he becomes eligible for his $5MM roster bonus (March 30 IIRC), TO will be cut by the Eagles and become a free agent.

Drew Rosenhaus will fake a bidding war that ends just as 2-a-days are completed in training camp.

[Sava]

Originally posted by Odin
BTW, I allways found it fitting that the Pats won the first Super Bowl after 9/11.

and I cheered when the Yankees lost the World Series!

I remember when Fox Sports was all like... AWWWWWW New York lost...

the uhhh Arizona Diamond Backs... have... uhhh Won the ... world series.... this is joe buck signing off... good night everybody...

[Dis]

I could have swore I already posted this, but I can't find my post. It disappeared. Unless a moderator deleted it. But I don't have any PM's, so I'm reposting it.

The 2 cheerleaders were fired for having sex in the bathroom stall .

What they did is far better than what Terrell Owens did. They don't deserve to be fired.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2216124

[Sava]

if they were fired it was probably for their criminal offenses and not the sexual stuff

[Dis]

haven't sex should not be criminal.

[JohnT]

Dude, they'll probably parlay this into a nice $500k income... playboy spreads, cable TV deals, a book... yeah, these girls made an awesome career move!

I mean, think about it:

1. Had they left silently, no big deal. Instead, they both come out swinging, thereby guaranteeing police notice and notoriety. $50k
2. They're hot. And having hot lesbian sex in a bathroom. $250k
3. They were smart enough to do it in the womens bathroom. Had they done it in the guys, nobody would've been been put upset and they would've been able to finish. Instead, they do it in the bathroom of the one gender that doesn't fully appreciate hot, lesbian sex. That one decision alone guaranteed that there woujld be a ruckus, and thereby earned them a cool $200k residuals each.

Cheerleaders all across the NFL are absolutely kicking themselves that they didn't think of this first. "A sex scandal involving two cheerleaders! Why didn't we think of that????? Duh!!!!!!!!"

[Jaguar]

It's a lesbian cheerleader catfight. You can't top that.




Well, it seems like the reckoning day has come, and the normally boisterous fair-weather Patriots fans are at a loss for words.

[Zopperoni]

We'll open up a can of whoop-ass on the Colts in the RCA Dome.

[-Jrabbit]

With that decimated defense, I don't think they'll get that far. Good thing they're in a weak division.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Zopperoni
We'll open up a can of whoop-ass on the Colts in the RCA Dome.

"We"? Have you become a Pittsburgh fan?

[OzzyKP]

Detroit Free Press:

The most spiritually uplifting recourse would be for NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue to uproot this franchise and transplant it to New Orleans to replace the soon-to-be moving Saints and give the long-suffering Detroit fans a fresh start with an expansion team.

But upon further review, haven't the poor people of the Gulf Coast suffered enough? Why victimize them with another disaster?

Ugh..... Detroit SUCKS.....

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by -Jrabbit
With that decimated defense, I don't think they'll get that far. Good thing they're in a weak division.

Yea, it's fortunate that the Bills and the Jets have been experiencing QB perils and the Dolphins are still in a rebuilding phase.

[lord of the mark]

Hail to the Redskins!
Hail, Victory!
Braves on the warpath!
Fight for old DC!

[Stuie]

T.O., the official drama queen of the Philadelphia Eagles, apologized and wants to play nice now. Well - he wants to play anyway. Guess he has 800,000 reasons to get back on the field.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2217740