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  • #31
    this guy sounds like an *******, I would have kicked his ass out
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Apocalypse
      Stinking doesn't matter too much.

      He gets things are could be contageous though. Like staph. And you can't cure staph. You have to cut it out. It's scary.
      Ever had boil? Caused by Staph. White little pimples at the base of a hair? Staph.

      Staphylococcal bacteria are always present.

      If you don't want to be infected, don't sleep in his bed, wear his clothes, or use the same towel he does.

      Clean any open sores, cuts, abrasions, etc. with an antibacterial soap and you will be fine.

      He may be a walking Staph factory, but keeping yourself clean will help

      For more info:

      I know it's a Teen site but it has good,easy to understand info

      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by korn469
        If he only washes his hair, beat him with a laundry bag full of soap every night until he starts using it.
        a la Full Metal Jacket.

        Private Pyle! What's your malfunction?
        Haven't been here for ages....

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        • #34
          How old is this guy?

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          • #35
            Well here there is a strain of staph that gets in skin and infects **** and you have to cut it out.

            He's 21.
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            • #36
              Originally posted by Shogun Gunner


              a la Full Metal Jacket.

              Private Pyle! What's your malfunction?
              It's called a blanket party. We used rolled up socks, however.

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #37
                Getting hit with a sock full of soap would probably encourage cleanliness.

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                • #38
                  Give him a blanket party!

                  Worked for the stinky guy in basic training.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #39
                    Two words: New roommate.

                    Tell him, "We love you, man, but you stink, have disgusting habits, and are just foul to be around most times. Clean up or get out."
                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • #40
                      Tell him to wash or get the **** out.
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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                      • #41
                        Yeah sounds like a guy you don't want in the flat.

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                        • #42
                          Does he stink? Have an oily sheen?

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                          • #43
                            Are you in university housing or renting from a private landlord?
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                            • #44
                              Say the following:

                              "Dude. To properly clean yourself, you have to take the soap or a soapy hand-towel and rub every reachable inch of your body. To not do this is to invite disease and odor - of which you have plenty of both. If you do not start washing properly, we'll have no choice but to kick you out. Here's a washcloth. See ya."

                              If the guy has never been taught how to wash properly (would could be possible), you could be the one to make him see the light. If he ignores the advice, you did your part and you can evict him w/o worrying whether he fully understands why - it's because he doesn't adhere to a minimal standard of cleanliness. "See ya, don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out."

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Apocalypse

                                Well, she is like more than 3 years younger than him (just turned 18 recently) and she wears the pants in the relationship too.
                                So why don´t you try to convince his girlfriend instead, that he should use soap?
                                Maybe she is more successful than you in "convincing" her boyfriend to do things
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