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  • #16
    Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


    Then what's the point of taking a vow of celibacy! If you are insulated from women, it really isn't anything big, is it? You aren't facing temptation and winning, you are cheating to make it absurdly easy.

    Yes, put them together, then we'll see who the true faithful are and who are lying through their teeth!
    Because without the vow of celibacy, you're just the navy with less gay clothing.
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    • #17
      And less sailing of the seven seas.....

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      • #18
        Then what's the point of taking a vow of celibacy! If you are insulated from women, it really isn't anything big, is it? You aren't facing temptation and winning, you are cheating to make it absurdly easy.
        Then I suggest you try living in a monastery and dealing with the temptation before gaging the vow to be absurdly easy. I spent a weekend in a monastery, which I did enjoy for the peace and quiet structure, but I could not take such a vow, without quitting the monastery.

        Yes, put them together, then we'll see who the true faithful are and who are lying through their teeth!
        Yes, let us flay them and see if they renounce Christ!
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        • #19
          I tend to doubt it since homosexuality and pedophilia are two entirely different animals.
          80% of the abuse victims are boys. If there were no such connection, one would expect to see a less skewed ratio.
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          • #20
            And how many altar girls are there? As a proportion?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi


              I spent a weekend in a monastery, which I did enjoy for the peace and quiet structure, but I could not take such a vow, without quitting the monastery.


              Too many hot strapping monks for you there, Ben?
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              "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
              "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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              • #22
                Too many hot strapping monks for you there, Ben?
                No, I missed the women.
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                • #23
                  And how many altar girls are there? As a proportion?
                  Since they permit them? I honesty don't know.
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                  • #24
                    You just said you couldn't take a vow of celibacy without leaving the monestary. The clear implication there is that it would be too hard to maintain your vow in that environment.
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                    "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
                    "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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                    • #25
                      We could force gay priests to wear an upside down triangle and then compel them to live in ghettos for um . . . . . future "relocation."
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #26
                        Yeah, I'd hate being cloistered from the women.
                        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
                          Then I suggest you try living in a monastery and dealing with the temptation before gaging the vow to be absurdly easy. I spent a weekend in a monastery, which I did enjoy for the peace and quiet structure, but I could not take such a vow, without quitting the monastery.
                          I haven't had sex this week

                          If I was truly faithful and wanted to take a vow of celibacy, I think a better test would be in the world with many women around rather than shielded. They aren't fighting their temptation, they are outsourcing it to the structure of the monestary .

                          Yes, let us flay them and see if they renounce Christ!


                          Ah strawmen... how Christian of you .
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #28
                            Oh yeah Imran? Well I haven't shtupped in months - so there!!!
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi


                              80% of the abuse victims are boys. If there were no such connection, one would expect to see a less skewed ratio.

                              What an utterly stupid, stupid and calculatedly offensive remark.



                              Gosh, let's see if there's an indelible link between heterosexuality and the abuse of girls in families, shall we ?

                              How about we go by religion as the key?


                              There must be something inherently awful in Roman Catholicism so that so many paedophiles are Roman Catholic priests or lay workers or Christian brothers, in comparison with say, Protestant pastors or elders, or imams or qadis in Islam.
                              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

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                              • #30
                                Catholicism, the new gay religion .
                                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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