I want to start a religion based on beer.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by molly bloom
And three Catholic patron saints of brewing.

St. Ralph, St. Raul and St. Earrrrrrrrrrl??

[The Emperor Fabulous]

I've seen Married...with Children about 7 times in my life.

I'm pretty sure Al created a Church of Beer to escape taxes in one of those 7.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I though Al created a Church of No Ma'am.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
I've seen Married...with Children about 7 times in my life.

I'm pretty sure Al created a Church of Beer to escape taxes in one of those 7.

Hey thats a good idea i wonder if it can be a tax deduction like a contribution to the church

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
I though Al created a Church of No Ma'am.

I caught the episode half-way in (and half asleep), but if it wasn't the main part, beer was at least a central tenant.

Either way...I'm in.

[duke o' york]

I'm not sure. A religion is something a little too organised for beer-drinking. I suppose that having read this thread, I can become a lapsed Beerist, carrying the teachings in my heart, but still going wherever the thirst takes me.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
I though Al created a Church of No Ma'am.

It was either that or No Peg.

[Addled Platypus]

Originally posted by BlackCat
I for certain is in, but brothers and sisters in the true belief we have a satan amongst us that we should fight with all our might.

:

Who let the liberals out?


some commandments to consider
(beer =all things alcoholic )

1. drink beer before their time
2. dont be affraid to try other beer
3. recycle to buy more beer
4. make sure to embrace me so you wont miss

check this http://christopher-dixon.tripod.com/porcelain.htm

Happy beer day to us

[Addled Platypus]

just found this

and or woman

[Dis]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
I though Al created a Church of No Ma'am.

that was more of a group, not a church.

http://www.bundyology.com/nomaam.html

[The Emperor Fabulous]

look about 7 episodes down...Reverand Al.

[duke o' york]

I've run out of beer, so the only thing left to drink in the house is gin (& juice). Does this excommunicate me - given that the offies all closed while I was watching the footy?

[Dis]

Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
look about 7 episodes down...Reverand Al.

I have to post this picture



I kind of miss the show

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Originally posted by duke o' york
I've run out of beer, so the only thing left to drink in the house is gin (& juice). Does this excommunicate me - given that the offies all closed while I was watching the footy?

Dont know, has a council for the church been set up yet?? Any answers must come from the founder and that is imran

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
look about 7 episodes down...Reverand Al.

Yep:

Synopsis: Al and the NO MA'AM guys decide to form the "Church of NO MA'AM" in order to avoid paying beer tax. The movement gains momentum and Al becomes a televangelist preaching the NO MA'AM way of life. Marcy breaks into the studio during a taping and exposes Al as a fraud with photographs of him taking Peg to a nice dinner, the theater and a motel.

So it was a church of No MA'AM but to avoid beer taxes. I think we should declare Al Bundy as a saint.

I've run out of beer, so the only thing left to drink in the house is gin (& juice). Does this excommunicate me - given that the offies all closed while I was watching the footy?

No, you have a reasonable excuse. You had beer, you couldn't get more beer because of the evil government. You are forgiven. Just say one Hail Guiness.

Excommunication is only for those who fully denounce the faith.