I want to start a religion based on beer.

[lord of the mark]

maybe you should become a HeBREW

http://www.shmaltz.com/index1.html

'Genesis Ale:

Our First Creation

Crisp, smooth and perfectly balanced between a west coast style pale and amber ale, with a supple malt sweetness and a pronounced hop flourish.

Malts: 2-row, Caramel 40L, Dark Crystal, Munich, Wheat

Hops: Warrior, Northern Brewer, Willamette

"4 Stars...This lovely ale deserves a wide interdenominational audience." - San Diego Union-Tribune'


Or

'Messiah Bold:

It's the Beer You've Been Waiting For!

**NEW RECIPE AND A NEW STYLE!**
A deep, bold nut brown ale beautifully balanced with rich dark malts and a complex hop character converging to reveal a simply enchanting elixir.

Malts: 2-row, Carapils, Dark Crystal/ Caramel 80L, Dark Chocolate, Victory

Hops: Warrior, Cascade, Mt. Hood

"HE'BREW could bring a whole new meaning to the term High Holidays...genuinely delicious brew!" - Jerusalem Report'

[Heresson]

I would.
We must gather a synodus and establish church union with either wine or vodka; we'll make a nice crusade together and liberate our Holy Lands, whatever we capture, that is. 3 crusades against one shall be enough I guess, then we'll come to phase B. We must beware of internal enemies, as well - the pesky liquor drinkers living among us and the beer heretics. We must reveal the horrors of heresy of non-alcoholic beers (forgive The lord, their producents, for we shall not) and, as burning them on stake is not quite possiblle, we must overcome our disgust and drink it until there's not a single drop left!

[rah]

Thou shall keep the sabbath holy during football season.
And all women will observe such sabbaths with vows of silence and making sure that the holy beverage is in plentiful supply.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Given recent developments in the beverage world, I must insist on this commandment:

Only Beer is beer, and thou shalt have no other beer than Beer. The ale, the porter, the stout, the lambic -- these for you may be Beer. But verily, Zima is not beer; nor is Bud Extreme beer. And if it tastes more like lemonade, or fruit punch, or wine cooler than beer, then, even if it is called beer, thou shalt not drink of it, for it is not Beer.

I was thinking of how exactly to phrase it. That's perfect.

[q=tecumseh]ONE: 'Thou shall have no other suds before Me.[/q]

One slight change: Thou shalt have no other drink before beer.

For yay, it is a jealous beer, who must be drunk above all others and more than all others. And we bow our heads in forgiveness and drink more of the wonderous ambrosia.

And of course, a prayer:

Our brewmaster, who brewed this beverage, hallowed by thy hops
Thy tavern come
Thy will be done
(drunken warblings till this end)

[BeBMan]

Let's all bow before the new Beer-Messiah

[Last Conformist]

beer

[Stuie]

Beer thread!

I have nothing to add except my avatar: have a beer.

[GePap]

what shall be done about the "light" beer heresy that spreads upon the land?

[BeBMan]

Originally posted by shawnmmcc
The Vat of the Covenant. (SORRY I didn't resize it.)

I think we realized that

[SlowwHand]

Why not open a brewery?
Pope's Pilsner, comes to mind.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by GePap
what shall be done about the "light" beer heresy that spreads upon the land?

I believe Holy War is the only proper action to take.

[:) Smiley]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


I believe Holy War is the only proper action to take.

Ditto for malt beverages.

[Atahualpa]

Originally posted by BeBro
I don't trust Stoiber. He would fight just for some personal preferred beer. We need someone who would fight for TEH TRUE BEER, including inquisition and beer-crusades.

I thought Stoiber was anti-alcoholic? A german friend once told me that he never drinks beer, just poses with it before TV cams, because that's what people expect.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Originally posted by rah
Thou shall keep the sabbath holy during football season.
And all women will observe such sabbaths with vows of silence and making sure that the holy beverage is in plentiful supply.

Hey wait a minute thats not fair for those of us women who like the football season. for one I keep it holy with plenty of beer on hand. I demand a rewording if that commandment is to be considered( Or maybe sounds nicer if i make the request instead of the demand )

[self biased]

i'm in.