A test You should take...

[Frankychan]

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 50% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 51% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 74% on patriotic

Ha ha haaaa.
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F-score: 2.96551

I guess I'm a moderate liberal from what this test says. Boom-shaka-laka!

[Agathon]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Typical Winston, favoring fascism.

Beat me to it.

[MOBIUS]

Bump! Just digging around threads where I mention Egypt and came up with this gem - any takers?

[BeBMan]

Didn't take the test. I can always be a nazi if I want to

But so far I see no reason

[Wezil]

Bump! Just digging around threads where I mention Egypt and came up with this gem - any takers?

And what is your left hand doing?

[Al B. Sure!]

Here, Mobius. I suppose you all would expect as much:

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

The Foot Soldier

Achtung! You are 62% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 67% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.




You scored 62% on brainwashworthy, higher than 89% of your peers.

You scored 18% on antitolerant, higher than 12% of your peers.

You scored 67% on patriotic, higher than 85% of your peers.

[giblets]

The Everyday German

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

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Your F Score is: 2.433333333333333
You are a liberal airhead.

[MOBIUS]

I'm still entertained by the fact that both Slowwie and Winston took the test and came back as card carrying Nazis...

[BlackCat]

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
ADOLF HITLER

Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 91% antitolerant, and 100% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm still entertained by the fact that both Slowwie and Winston took the test and came back as card carrying Nazis...

No. Sloww came back as mine... foot soldier.

I guess we're both very tolerant but patriotic and the 'follower' type.

[Al B. Sure!]

Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test ...
the Idiot Savant
(29% dark, 58% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY ****'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

[giblets]

No. Sloww came back as mine... foot soldier.

I guess we're both very tolerant but patriotic and the 'follower' type.

In his defense, he's not as brainwashable as you.

[MOBIUS]

the Comic

(38% dark, 31% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style:

VULGAR | COMPLEX | LIGHT


Yours is the most versatile and also the most popular kind of humor. You'll crack a joke about just about anything, but you're not mean-spirited or intimidating, so you can get away with it--even when, for example, you bust on Mexicans.

You appreciate a good dirty joke as much as next person, but, over all, you've got a brainier approach to humor than most. Now just go out there and write up a routine; it's likely you'd be good at it.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Dave Chappelle - Rodney Dangerfield

[BlackCat]

And on how many points did you lie ?

[MRT144]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic