Re: You KNOW you're living in 2005 when....
1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
--never done this. i know the difference between a microwave and my computing device. after all, a microwave has no keyboard, just a keypad, and you can't really secure anything with just a keypad.
2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
--nonsense, i play freecell with real cards all the time. and by all the time, i do it every few months.
3) thE reaL reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a screen name
--i've dropped aim. i tend to ignore pms, cell phone rings, and emails if i don't want to respond to them. the real reason i don't stay in touch is because i'm anti-social.
4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.
--tv? who needs a tv when i have bittorrent and a laptop? besides, the tv doesn't have a remote, and all we do is use it for the ps2, anyway. or use the laptop's s-video output on it.
6) your boss dont even have the ability to do your job.
--she's a geek. she could do it.
7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling
--i've read it, and smiled, but i haven't nodded.
8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends
--no. i don't send spam willingly.
9) and.. you were too busy to notice number 5.
--i noticed.
10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 5
--nope, i noticed it with my reply.
11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
--no again.
1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
--never done this. i know the difference between a microwave and my computing device. after all, a microwave has no keyboard, just a keypad, and you can't really secure anything with just a keypad.
2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
--nonsense, i play freecell with real cards all the time. and by all the time, i do it every few months.
3) thE reaL reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a screen name
--i've dropped aim. i tend to ignore pms, cell phone rings, and emails if i don't want to respond to them. the real reason i don't stay in touch is because i'm anti-social.
4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.
--tv? who needs a tv when i have bittorrent and a laptop? besides, the tv doesn't have a remote, and all we do is use it for the ps2, anyway. or use the laptop's s-video output on it.
6) your boss dont even have the ability to do your job.
--she's a geek. she could do it.
7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling
--i've read it, and smiled, but i haven't nodded.
8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends
--no. i don't send spam willingly.
9) and.. you were too busy to notice number 5.
--i noticed.
10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 5
--nope, i noticed it with my reply.
11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
--no again.
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