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  • #16
    Originally posted by Lord Nuclear
    Verto, I'm sorry to say, but, your joke has been turned into a MrFunism.
    You mean it has reached the MrFun Horizon?
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Boris Godunov


      You mean it has reached the MrFun Horizon?
      In just over an hour.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Boris Godunov


        You mean it has reached the MrFun Horizon?


        If I were a wizard...
        "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

        Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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        • #19
          Though I liked my reply to Mr Fun in that thread:

          "MrFun, not being bestowed with the gift of humor, made a mess of it."
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #20
            No, no no, Imran. You have to put that quote, of yourself, in your own profile, find an instance (or make one up) in which a poster praises you and do the same, and then enlist in every civgroup ever conceived. Don't play Civ on a Mac? No big deal. Don't speak a word of Spanish? 'tis but a technicality, one not worthy to keep you from showing the world what a cool person you are.

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            • #21
              Who do you think I am? Kuciwalker?
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #22
                What? What kind of insinuation do you think I'm trying to make?

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Boris Godunov


                  You mean it has reached the MrFun Horizon?

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                  • #24
                    I must be losing my sense of humour in my old age. Those just weren't that funny. #2 was about the only decent one.

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                    • #25
                      well 7-11 weren't real jokes anyways.
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                      -->"Production! More Production! Production creates Wealth! Production creates more Jobs!"-Wendell Willkie -1944

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by OzzyKP
                        1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
                        How advanced are microwaves where you live? I've never seen a microwave with they keys A-Z and I've only seen very few microwaves with number keys

                        Originally posted by OzzyKP
                        4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.
                        Without a remote I can't use the tv at all unless the tv is on. The buttons on the tv only allow me to shut off the tv, change the channel and change the volume. Turning on the tv is not possible
                        This space is empty... or is it?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Adagio


                          How advanced are microwaves where you live? I've never seen a microwave with they keys A-Z and I've only seen very few microwaves with number keys
                          Almost all microwaves now have a keypad with 0-9. So, imagine yourself entering your PIN or something.

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                          • #28
                            Looking back I wonder how Asher avoided the Kuci Fate. He has even more bathrooms.
                            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                            • #29
                              No microwave I've ever had occasion to use had a such keypad.

                              As for TVs, I used to say that I'd refuse to buy any TV that did not a) have full controls on the box itself, and b) a button on the box to disable the remote, but since I don't watch TV anymore I suppose that's moot.
                              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                              • #30
                                I just spend 3 hours on hold, waiting to talk to Customer Service, to ask why my computer fails to show any Joke Number 5!

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