Greenlighting: The New Sex Craze

[alva]

So, who's wearing a green avatar here?

[Mr. Harley]

Have glanced at the link - I'm a little confused here (I read the FAQ). You aren't supposed to turn anyone down, but at the same time unless you are bisexual you are going to get accosted by a member of the wrong sex, i.e. they don't turn you on at all. So how are you supposed to sort out the preferences - calling it preferences is misleading, because well if you are a guy and aren't into guys, then you may well find it revolting, and trying to perform when revolted is oxymoronic? The site recommends checking out the local scene to see which way it leans, i.e. is it mostly gay or hetero's that are greenlighting, but that still doesn't deal with the fact you will always have some contrary orientation on the scene. Or do I really not get it having been dating/married to the same lady for over 15 years?

[duke o' york]

I was hoping that this referred to having really quick nookie before the lights changed and the cars behind start honking their horns at you.

[alva]

Originally posted by shawnmmcc
Have glanced at the link - I'm a little confused here (I read the FAQ). You aren't supposed to turn anyone down, but at the same time unless you are bisexual you are going to get accosted by a member of the wrong sex, i.e. they don't turn you on at all. So how are you supposed to sort out the preferences - calling it preferences is misleading, because well if you are a guy and aren't into guys, then you may well find it revolting, and trying to perform when revolted is oxymoronic? The site recommends checking out the local scene to see which way it leans, i.e. is it mostly gay or hetero's that are greenlighting, but that still doesn't deal with the fact you will always have some contrary orientation on the scene. Or do I really not get it having been dating/married to the same lady for over 15 years?

Me thinks that if you're into this sort of thing, you don't really care about anything but the quick fix.
I'm sure that if a dog would happen to - what's the term here - "collar" them, they would **** it right there and then too.

[Mr. Harley]

A good 'ol boy (redneck from out on the farm) from North Carolina once told us this story. The extra letters are an attempt to immitate the dialect, you also need to stretch out the words to double a normal person's speech pattern.

Redneck : "Yuh knowh, the fuhst time Ah evah fuhcked ah gurhl, her mohm whas whatchin."

Me (stupidly falling for the straight line, in shocked tones) : "What did she say?!"

Redneck : "Baaahhh." Dissolves in laughter.

[Az]

I've got no problems with it. Hope they're having fun and staying safe.

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by General Ludd
I thought it was called spunking

Oh, you had to be registered to see that, didn't you?

[OzzyKP]

That's so ****ing twisted... What is wrong with this world.....

[Asher]

Originally posted by OzzyKP
That's so ****ing twisted... What is wrong with this world.....

I agree with Ozzy, there should be age restrictions for this sort of thing.

[St Leo]

Originally posted by Traianvs
and what's barebacking

Unprotected sex. Bareback == no "saddle". Duuuuh.

[Elok]

Isn't this basically sixties-style "free love," only you look like an idiot doing it?

[C0ckney]

fine in theory, lacking in practice

i'm surprised st leo would know that tbh.

[Mr. Harley]

The problem is that in the sixties there was not a possibility of dying from the sex. Barebacking has implications of deliberate risky behavior, especially in the gay community.

[alva]

Yeah man, like in the sixties,...they had like no STD's man...

[Ben Kenobi]

i'm surprised st leo would know that tbh.

Even I knew that.