What's the record on children born of one marriage?

[Bill3000]

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But,
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on.
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because...

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathens spill theirs,
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine!
And mine!
And mine!

Let the Pagans spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!

[Mrs. Tuberski]

I am sorry you cant be a catholic until you are born. In which case you must be baptized into the church. You cant baptize a womans gut sorry to say

[Bill3000]

Speaking of which: Overpopulation isn't that much of a problem in the United States, as compared to say, Africa or India. Our birthrate is what again, 2.3 per family? That's not that high. It's where many people are breeding a lot in one location when it's a problem, methinks.

[mrmitchell]

There's too god damn many people as it is. Can't go anywhere without bumping in to people. Even in the wilderness, you're never alone. And everything's geting torn down to make new houses. :grrr:

STOP BREEDING!!!!!

Ok, chegitz, you start

Hey Ms Che! Che never wants sex again

Speaking of which: Overpopulation isn't that much of a problem in the United States, as compared to say, Africa or India. Our birthrate is what again, 2.3 per family? That's not that high. It's where many people are breeding a lot in one location when it's a problem, methinks.

The problem isn't a lot of people being born. The problem is a lot of people moving. Individual economies can easily handle baby booms, but they can't handle huge numbers of people moving in (which is often far greater than any baby boom.)

[Hueij]

Hey Ms Che! Che never wants sex again

That's the Catholic way of thinking. For us, normal people, sex doesn't automatically have to do with children.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
There's too god damn many people as it is. Can't go anywhere without bumping in to people. Even in the wilderness, you're never alone. And everything's geting torn down to make new houses. :grrr:

STOP BREEDING!!!!!

I've just finished Asimov's Foundation and Earth (for the fifth time ) - guess that you'll just luv to live on Solaria.

[Lancer]

Foundation and Earth, is that the third one?

It's Foundation, Foundation and Empire...then Foundation and Earth?

[MrFun]

All those spics and darkies breeding like cats . . . . .



er, wait . . . . . this is a white family.

[Odin]

My great-grandparents had 15 kids (5 died if TB in childhood, though).

[Odin]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
There's too god damn many people as it is. Can't go anywhere without bumping in to people. Even in the wilderness, you're never alone. And everything's geting torn down to make new houses. :grrr:

STOP BREEDING!!!!!

Agreed. People shouldn't be having more than 2 kids.

[Joseph]

My dad was born in 1905 and he was no.8 out of 16. My Grandmother was the Mother of all of them. My Grandfather was dad to 15 of them. My Grandmother was raped by her brother-in-law when she was around 16 or 17. This was her first child.
In the mid west at the turn of the century (1900s) big family was the norm.

[Az]

Agreed. People shouldn't be having more than 2 kids.

That's not true. people should be having 2-3 kids, to cover for all sorts of hedonistic bastards.

[Dinner]

I intend on having four kids. Those folks with 15 or 16 kids are just insane.

[Az]

me too.

[Hueij]

Originally posted by Lancer
Foundation and Earth, is that the third one?

It's Foundation, Foundation and Empire...then Foundation and Earth?

Nope. The third one of the original trilogy is called Second Foundation.