Jesus wore rags, Religous leaders wear silk.

[Ben Kenobi]

No.

Plenty of Catholics here in San Antonio

[Ted Striker]

They're all Mexican though.

You should join up with Space and practice your Espanol.

[Ben Kenobi]

And I got a problem with Mexicans?

Mexicans are hot

[Alexander's Horse]

ya Ben's going to quickly work out those Baptists have better facilities and love the holier than thou, they're the "I'm rich which shows God loves me more than you" people

[Ben Kenobi]

Yep, and that's why I feel more comfortable with the Mexicans in their Catholic parishes

[Ted Striker]

You're checking out those skirts, come on Ben.


Well, I would be.

[Alexander's Horse]

its only healthy

on a serious note Ben you're probably going to face some discrimination down there in Texas

some of those churches still teach that the Vatican is the whore of Babylon, along with all the other flat earth religious drivel they pump out

[Ben Kenobi]

Well, that's neither here nor there.

There's just one in particular that I'm fond of

[Ben Kenobi]

on a serious note Ben you're probably going to face some discrimination down there in Texas

some of those churches still teach that the Vatican is the whore of Babylon, along with all the other flat earth religious drivel they pump out

Nothing worse than Vancouver, and what Christians in general go through there. Though I must say the folks on campus have a special hatred of Catholics in particular.

San Antonio is a haven, the only trouble I have had is from two Mormon missionaries here that I've been told to refrain from intimidating.

[Lancer]

I like to go to the Catholic church in Jagna though I don't understand much of the sermon, you've never heard such sweet singing. Wonderful. The 400+ year old church with vaulted cielings...excellent acoustics. Man I miss that.

[Alexander's Horse]

we don't have that problem here anymore Ben - for the most part the christians are all on the same side

I went to communion at an Anglican church at a funeral on Wednesday - you better go and report me

[Lancer]

"There's just one in particular that I'm fond of"

Gf in Texas, Ben? Good for you dude.

[Ted Striker]

Yo I was at a Catholic wedding last week and it looked like the Priests were taking big gulps of wine. I was like damn do we need a designated driver here or what???

[Ben Kenobi]

I can see it now.

Dear Pope Ratzi:

A fellow who calls himself Alexander's Horse and lives in Australia had the temerity to take communion in the Anglican church this past Wednesday, in direct violation of the edict in the catechism of the Catholic church. Though I am unaware of his home parish, or of his confessor, I felt the burning desire to report to you of his transgression, which he boasted of in public.

Yours truly:

Ben Kenobi

[Ted Striker]

Then they did that thing where you turn and shake someone's hand, saying, "peace be with you."

I didn't understand it at first and said, "nice to meet you."