Or maybe your lazy self could leave the seat up.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Actually, we have cats, so I leave the toilet seat covered, so they don't drink from the toilet. I have trained the wife for this. Guests are another matter.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Actually, we have cats, so I leave the toilet seat covered, so they don't drink from the toilet. I have trained the wife for this. Guests are another matter."If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn
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Originally posted by boann
lol... i thought you guys were going to give me reasons to have a man around...
not reinforce why i don't
Let me tell you this,
If woman were so great, God would have a wife.
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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Originally posted by Japher
There's lots of things that are great that I wouldn't accuse god of having.
Pansy ass.....-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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For me there in real reason to have i man. I choose th have one because i love having someone around to talk to and do things with. You of course can do that with a male close friend rather then bf too. Biggest reason for having partner is to ease the lonelness one might feel on any given occasion. I dont need tubes to move heavy stuff for me if i cant do it i dont move it
i dont need him to work on my truck i do that my self if he wants to help even better. The only good reason to have a partner is because you have made the decision to share your life with another person. As far as the toliet lid boann ur right on most od us dont turn lights on on a overnight visit to the bthroom im not sure we are even awake but rather know we have to go stumble there do the business and stumble back to bed with eyes not open. The hitting cold water uh kinda wakes ya up a bit. oh and feeling around toliet lid is just nasty i dont know a man that has perfect aim that can not get piss all around the lid hence the need for cleaning productsWhen you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.
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Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
and feeling around toliet lid is just nasty i dont know a man that has perfect aim that can not get piss all around the lid hence the need for cleaning products
Oh you dont have a weiner.....
I thought so.....
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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