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  • #76
    Let's see...in the year 100, my current location is at the Eastern fringe of Roman Britain. The city I'm currently in didn't really get started for another few centuries by the Anglo-Saxons so I'd have to hike for miles to find the nearest Roman settlement. I'm an urban person to my very core. I do not know how to survive off the land in any reasonable way. Romans have few uses for undergraduate biochemists.

    Yeah. I'm dead meat walking.
    Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
    -Richard Dawkins

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    • #77
      I'd use my almanac containing results of gladiator bouts 100-150AD to amass a personal fortune.
      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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      • #78
        What was the average height of a person in Europe in 100AD? I'd be quite tall compared to the locals I'd reckon.
        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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        • #79
          What's with the fascination with explosives? Why do you think it will give you such a huge advantage? Personally, knowing trade and engineering seems like a much better thing to do.
          urgh.NSFW

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          • #80
            I'd set up a dentist shop and become revered as a god.
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #81
              I'd try to think about agriculture as I know it and about the things that make houses warm (I have no specific knowledge, but that's still a better knowledge than ancient Germanic tribes, and my current neighbours may well know something about it).

              Then I'd try to increase the agricultural output of the area, and build a house that is warm and relatively safe from fire. So that I'll spend the remainder of my life in relative comfort.

              Edit: should Stuttgart be an established settlement already, I'd try to travel to Rome, and use my knowledge of the future to pass for a prophet. Unfortunately, my specific knowledge is vastly insufficient.
              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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              • #82
                Spiff, weren't there some reasonably sized urban Roman settlements near to your current location ?

                An interactive Roman Empire map for your delectation and amusuement:

                The Celts & Romans in Britain - the British Celts & their struggle against the Romans. Celts for kids
                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                • #83
                  You can use google to find out if your place is civilized. It's not against the rules of the game, I think.

                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Spiffor
                    I'd try to think about agriculture as I know it and about the things that make houses warm (I have no specific knowledge, but that's still a better knowledge than ancient Germanic tribes, and my current neighbours may well know something about it).

                    Then I'd try to increase the agricultural output of the area, and build a house that is warm and relatively safe from fire. So that I'll spend the remainder of my life in relative comfort.

                    Edit: should Stuttgart be an established settlement already, I'd try to travel to Rome, and use my knowledge of the future to pass for a prophet. Unfortunately, my specific knowledge is vastly insufficient.

                    I'd wager that an agrarian society will already know more about agriculture than you could possibly tell them (particularily when you consider that most crops grown thesedays did not exist in europe at that time), and that any knowledge you have of construction would be ultimately useless in regards to the materials available, and that they already know how to use what they have to make a comfortable home better than you could, anyways.
                    Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                    Do It Ourselves

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                    • #85
                      Yup, I'm among the Sveba. Agricultural bunch, appeased by the romans IIUC. Also, I'm right next to a river that leads to the the Rhine (about 150 km till the junction with the Rhine), so going anywhere shouldn't be too difficult if I find a way to get locals help me with the food and protection during the voyage. It's possible there is no large settlement with Roman traders around, but Mayence is already an established Roman settlement, so I should find trade caravans there.

                      I must admit that I'd largely prefer settling down in Italy than in Germany. The cold would easily kill me otherwise.
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • #86
                        yeah, General Ludd, every society knows everything about survival in it's own enviroment.


                        Btw, KH, I've been thinking about it, and where are you going to get alcohol?
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Spiffor
                          Yup, I'm among the Sveba. Agricultural bunch, appeased by the romans IIUC. Also, I'm right next to a river that leads to the the Rhine (about 150 km till the junction with the Rhine), so going anywhere shouldn't be too difficult if I find a way to get locals help me with the food and protection during the voyage.

                          All you need now is to locate the silk, wine, pheasant & peat and you're all set.
                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Az
                            Btw, KH, I've been thinking about it, and where are you going to get alcohol?
                            You never made home brew?
                            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by General Ludd
                              I'd wager that an agrarian society will already know more about agriculture than you could possibly tell them (particularily when you consider that most crops grown thesedays did not exist in europe at that time), and that any knowledge you have of construction would be ultimately useless in regards to the materials available, and that they already know how to use what they have to make a comfortable home better than you could, anyways.
                              I don't know for Germanic huts, but Celtic huts were heavy on wood and straw, and didn't have a separate chimney to evacuate the fumes. When the Romans arrived, they brought great architectural progress. I expect the Germans of the time to be about as backward.

                              Considering there's a mason among my neighbours (remember, we're bringing the neighbours in the party), I think we'll know fairly quickly how to make primitive cement, so that it would be possible to build a house in non-flammable material, and a hearth. That's well in advance with primitive huts, despite using available resources.
                              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Az
                                Btw, KH, I've been thinking about it, and where are you going to get alcohol?
                                You can trade useless trinkets for alcohol.
                                (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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