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  • #46
    That woman is the least sexy ***** on the planet.
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
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    • #47
      Originally posted by Ted Striker
      The only cure is more Miss Lebanon!

      Civilization II: maps, guides, links, scenarios, patches and utilities (+ Civ2Tech and CivEngineer)

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      • #48
        I can think of ten sexier ladies than the one above...
        I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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        • #49
          weird dream last night. I dreamt I was being held prisoner and I was forced to battle a vampire. I wasn't exactly dreaming about work, but my coworker who works the same shift I do was there. And I think it may have been my boss who was holding my prisoner. Which is strange because I've never had a job that has this much freedom (though I do feel they are putting pressure on me to work some overtime).

          I was being held prisoner in a bar. But they didn't have any good beer, and the food I ordered came late, and didn't taste good. And the one vampire escaped and went into the air ducts.

          but as my dreams usually do, they morph into something else. Either that or the previous dreams was me plaing a video game. I dreamed I was playing a video game and my mother was there. And they had these pornographic images (most of them cartoons and drawings) on the load screens, and she was upset with that.

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          • #50
            I dreamt I was being held prisoner and I was forced to battle a vampire.
            A homosexual vampire!!!!!!


            I had another dream last night, unfortunatly quite different, but I forgot it when I went and took my morning piss. I shall try to remember for the good of Apolyton!

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            • #51
              if only frued were alive today...

              and registered with apolyton.
              I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotamy

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              • #52
                Who is she?

                I think the location field gives another clue as to her last name.

                Her first name is Mary.

                I'm sure that will make KH even more enamoured of her.
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                • #53
                  What's up with you Ben.

                  Shouldn't you be out buying the latest issue of FHM?
                  Only feebs vote.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Whoha
                    one time I dreamt of school, then woke up and had to go to school, that sucked alot.
                    Happened to me all the time. I dreamt that I was late for the test, on the night I was supposed to rest for the test
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #55
                      Lol, sometimes I dream Im proving stuff for my thesis, and get mad in my dream because I mess up some calculations, because in my dream I dont have paper and must do it all in my head and I cant remember everything...
                      The worse it its actual calculations like in the morning I remember what I was working on and sometimes I can start from there

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                      • #56
                        Me?

                        Not much.

                        I proposed to Denise, and I am waiting for her reply.
                        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                        2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                        • #57
                          ahhh, last night I dreamed about having sex with 2 african american chicks. Can't get any better than that. It's been a while since I had a dream with such explicit sex. This usually happens as my hormone levels go high.

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                          • #58
                            Can I trade dreams?

                            Last night I dreamed my car was on fire. Plus something about looking at the weather reports and being dissappointed about it raining.
                            Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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                            • #59
                              I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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