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Then ask Tubes to define "sometimes" and we'll take the average between the two.
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We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln -
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Never listened to Emo Phillips I take it?Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Excuse me while I go jab my eyes out of my own skull with a red-hot poker.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Why do women always leave the toilet seat down? That's how toilets seats get pissed on.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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EXACTLYWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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I hate poachers.Originally posted by Agathon
He actually seemed like kind of a rich fellow. I live right near the border so many of the more wealthy people in TJ come north to catch concerts or to go clubbing
I was being facetious, as some of your countrymen have recently taken to forming armed mobs to hunt Mexicans.
He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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Always good advice.Originally posted by Agathon
Ignore her until she comes begging.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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Keeping the toilet seat up would never be a problem for me...I always put down the seat AND the lid before flushing, just to prevent aerosolization. I mean, who wants little flecks of waste spattered all over the room, too small to see or not?Comment
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so you are one of those people that washes there hands 20 times a day and drink industrial cleaning agent to get rid of any bacteria inside your body?Bunnies!
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What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Especially when it comes to germs.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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agathon. i have now laid in bed with the enemy after battle."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Actually, that's been revised. It''s now,Originally posted by Oerdin
What doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Especially when it comes to germs.
Whatever doesn't kill you, really ****s your **** up, and you're lucky if you ever get it together again.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Ho.Originally posted by MRT144
agathon. i have now laid in bed with the enemy after battle.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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more like i could start a hotel"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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MRT144 - don't threadjack. This is Oerdin's thead for making a fool of himself not yours. Go make your own - if Ming lets you.(+1)Comment
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