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    Neverland investigators find the body of the real Michael Jackson

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      I had a dream about a similar thing once. (I don't normally dream about Michael Jackson, so hold your jokes).

      I was a huge fan of him once (Like all russian kids).

      In the dream, I somehow discovered that the real jackson was killed and someone was brought to fake him as a replacement.

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        Speaking of the onion - I liked this alot:

        Infographic: 20 Years Of Netflix
        http://www.theonion.com/infograph/index.php?issue=4111
        Netflix was founded as an online DVD rental service in 1997 and has since evolved into a subscription-based streaming platform with its own slate of original programming. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the company’s 20-year history.

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          I was a huge fan of him once (Like all russian kids).


          .... speak for yourself.
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            (Though I laughed harder when seeing the thread title than when reading the actual article.)
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              Ahh, yesss, that explains... soooo much...
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                Originally posted by Mercator


                (Though I laughed harder when seeing the thread title than when reading the actual article.)
                Yeah me too
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                  Stefu where are you?
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                    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
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