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  • #16
    Marry a Canuck, and you'll be eligible.

    What's wrong with the US Navy?


    I dont want to give up my US citizenship.

    There's nothing wrong with the US Navy, I just wanted to see if I could join the navy of another country so I could say that I had the experience.


    They don't want drop outs


    I still have to take the ASVAB, but after that Im sure they'll start a new high school dropout acceptance program named after me.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Space05us
      Wow, you're speaking English, and yet I cant understand you.
      OK then, tick if you are white trash...
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Dissident


        the British are allowed to drink beer on their ships and have homosexual sex.
        Marry a gay Canadian!
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        • #19
          OK then, tick if you are white trash...


          Ok!

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          • #20


            Joncha picked up my subtle hint.
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            • #21
              That's rubbish that the Royal Navy are allowed to have sex with each other on their ships...

              ...it's compulsory
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #22
                Rum, sodomy, and the lash! Proud tradition!
                Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                -Richard Dawkins

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                • #23
                  The enlistment period is 22 years? Holy moly! Things really haven't changed in the Royal Navy since Nelson's day have they?
                  "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                  • #24
                    You know, there's always the French Foreign Legion.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #25
                      You are even allowed to be a satanist.

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                      • #26
                        Sorry Che, something about serving in the French army just doesnt appeal to me. I dont know if its the whole hostile attitude they have toward the US and we have toward them, or the part where they speak French and I dont.

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                        • #27
                          I've heard the French Foreign Legion's tactics and training are way out of date and unnecessarily brutal. More of just a-holes screwing with people then it is like Special Forces training people to be the best.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #28
                            I am a school leaver with no qualifications


                            you will have a hard life in sh!t quality. bad choice, tough titty.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Space05us
                              Sorry Che, something about serving in the French army just doesnt appeal to me. I dont know if its the whole hostile attitude they have toward the US and we have toward them, or the part where they speak French and I dont.
                              From the website: "knowledge of the French language is not necessary because it will be acquired during the contract." The hostility between France and the U.S. is entirely between the right-wings of both countries.

                              Do something with your life instead of being a waste of space. Help France oppress Africans for chocolate.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Ecthelion
                                I am a school leaver with no qualifications


                                you will have a hard life in sh!t quality. bad choice, tough titty.
                                You ever considered working as a youth councelor?

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