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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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if it's for ManU you'll surely burn in hellOriginally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Does praying for a sports team count?
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IIRC, isn't Park Avenue the only ManU fan on this site?
Seems to fit
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I think End is Forever is as well, but as he's also a Young Tory it's probably understandableOriginally posted by Imran Siddiqui
IIRC, isn't Park Avenue the only ManU fan on this site?
Seems to fit.
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Well one can hope he actually backs Man City.
I would have prayed for Newcastle to have a decent Central Defender... if I thought that actually would make a difference with Sourness there.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Well, they won today.
No thanks to prayers, just dumb luck as usual. Bowyer sent off... again.
Only feebs vote.Comment
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At least he had the decency to score before he was red carded.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I thank God every day I get home that I didn't get exploded."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
-BokononComment
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Only before chem tests. Fuking hard, useless ****.Comment
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Twice a day, once in the morning and once before bed.Comment
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I remember some comedian making fun of sports stars and God.
Y'know how they always say after a win, "I want to thank the Lord, and we prayed really hard for this".
Why don't they complain when they lose?
"Damn God. Ungrateful git! I prayed for two weeks solid and swore off adultery for a month and that bastard couldn't come up with a lousy field goal!! etc.Only feebs vote.Comment
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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
IIRC, isn't Park Avenue the only ManU fan on this site?
Seems to fit.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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* Puts Alva on the "To be Tortured Horribly" List. 
You know, the world would be a much happier and more peaceful place if every act of prayer was substituted for an act of masturbation.
Don't contradict me; you know it's true.
Think of how mellow Jerry Falwell would be.Only feebs vote.Comment
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You know, the world would be a much happier and more peaceful place if every act of prayer was substituted for an act of masturbation.
Hey, I'm doing my bit.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Stand up... if you hate Man U; stand UP if you HATE Man U!! Stand up...Only feebs vote.Comment
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