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  • #16
    This is very bad.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by BeBro
      Edan broke the order of this thread by not posting four "scared" smilies
      Uh, oh.. That gunna bring bad luck like walking under a ladder while a black cat crosses your path on Friday the 13th, isn't it?

      "I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie Allen

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      • #18
        I wonder what proportion of those 44% voted Shrub. 80%? 90%? 100%
        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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        • #19
          Yeah, but I'm afraid it is too late now .....

          Blah

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          • #20
            I have a hard team believing the research... not a single person I know believes that crap.
            And I know a bunch of conservatives, and supposedly religious folks...
            Keep on Civin'
            RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Dissident
              Yes my point is the goverment, and most people would treat a christ like figure like a criminal and a whacko. And He will face the same fate as David Koresh (and Jesus Christ for that matter)
              You forget that the real Christ isn't coming back to spread peace and love in an Aquarian, peacenik way, but to bring war and death and destruction. He will use his magical powers to destroy the unbelievers, and then all the Christians will be resurected and a thousand year riegn of peace will begin.

              Unless you're a Dispensationalist, in which case the saved will be raptured into heave, at which point a seven year period of tribulations will begin, with Satan leading an army of darkness against the left-behind who realize the errors of their ways. Then Christ will return, and the forces of evil will be swept away, etc.

              Either way, they expect Christ to se his God-powers to change the world. It doesn't matter what governments think since all governments are Earthly, and thus in league with the Devil (except for the current U.S. government, where the saintly George Bush is leading the righteous to struggle against Satan).
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #22
                ...this time it's personal.
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #23
                  44%? Damn, that's a lot of ignorant people.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Ming
                    I have a hard team believing the research... not a single person I know believes that crap.
                    And I know a bunch of conservatives, and supposedly religious folks...
                    It's cause you live near Chicago.
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #25
                      If I lived in the city proper still... your point is well taken.

                      But I live out in rich surburbia... and the county went strong for Bush.
                      Keep on Civin'
                      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #26
                        Some Reagan administration official made this exact case for why there is no need to protect the environment. God'll fix it!
                        "On this ship you'll refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
                        - Lone Star

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                        • #27
                          that's scary
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #28
                            Jesus
                            Satan
                            Army of Darkness
                            The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                            • #29
                              I'd have to agree with Ming. I know a lot of people and I doubt any of them would believe any thing about the world ending in 50 years.
                              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                                You forget that the real Christ isn't coming back to spread peace and love in an Aquarian, peacenik way, but to bring war and death and destruction. He will use his magical powers to destroy the unbelievers, and then all the Christians will be resurected and a thousand year riegn of peace will begin.
                                The heavenly forces better have good protection against nuclear weapons.
                                Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                                It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                                The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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