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  • #61
    Originally posted by Heresson
    I don't think they think we shouldn't take care of our problems.

    And... I don't know. I even don't know if I believe in God or not. I do pray, but we simply don't know when Christ will return. Yup, He can return anyday now, and in fact Christians should live as if He was to return soon.
    Here's the thing though. You believe that there is some chance that Jesus will return to earth in the near future. That must affect your decision making, doesn't it. Even religious moderation can be dangerous.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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    • #62
      God pwnz this thread: But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only - Matt.24,36

      This is why I laugh at people who spout things like the OP.
      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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      • #63
        Doesn't that rather show that God pwnz those idiots who believe to know that Christ's return will be withing 50 years?
        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
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          • #65
            This proves that conservatives are less intelligent than liberals.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Last Conformist
              Doesn't that rather show that God pwnz those idiots who believe to know that Christ's return will be withing 50 years?
              Yeah, I'm also confused as to why God is pwning the thread and not the idiots whose beliefs prompted the thread's creation.

              I'm also confused as to why God is using crap internet slang. Is he an AWP fagot or something?
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              • #67
                Originally posted by loinburger
                I'm also confused as to why God is using crap internet slang.
                Why wouldn't God use crap internet slang?
                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                • #68
                  Because everyone knows God speaks in Elizibethan English, duh!
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by DinoDoc
                    Why wouldn't God use crap internet slang?
                    I suppose it's possible that god plays counterstrike, it just isn't an activity one would ordinarily associate with god.
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                    • #70
                      I wonder what God's ping is.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by loinburger

                        I suppose it's possible that god plays counterstrike, it just isn't an activity one would ordinarily associate with god.
                        Running the universe is quite stressful and he needs to release some steam from time to time.
                        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                        • #72
                          Why did God need to rest after creating the world if he's all powerful?
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #73
                            He's a slacker at heart che.
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                            • #74
                              Nobody really needs poontang, but I won't fault god for getting himself some.
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                              • #75
                                None of which explains why God pwnz the thread rather than the idiots who disbelieve his word.
                                Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                                It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                                The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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