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I think satan would be a cooler guy to hang around than Jesus Christ. Does this make me a bad person?
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Well they sure act like that's what they think.Originally posted by Heresson
I don't think they think we shouldn't take care of our problems.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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No, the fact that you're a bad person makes you think that.Originally posted by Dissident
I think satan would be a cooler guy to hang around than Jesus Christ. Does this make me a bad person?
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Re: 44% of USians think Christ Will Be Back in 50 years
So are you ready to radically clamp down on non-discretionary spending you godless communist you?Originally posted by chegitz guevara
According to author Sam Harris, whom I just saw speak on C-SPAN2, 22% of Americans believe that Christ will definately be back within 50 years, and another 22% believe he will probably be back in the next fifty years.
Do you realize the policy implications of this? There's no reason to plan for the future, cuz there isn't going to be one. We don't need social security because God will provide in the new millenium. We don't need to protect the environment, because God will provide. We don't need to worry about racking up an unpayable debt, cuz it won't need to be repaid!
Christians are destroying America!
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A spiritual being isn't going to be too worried about gamma particles. I was annoying some people with the mathematics about what the temperature in heaven is and they brought that up so I assume there you go.Originally posted by Last Conformist
The heavenly forces better have good protection against nuclear weapons.Comment
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Originally posted by MOBIUS
I keep telling you Americans are morons, but no one ever believes me - or maybe it's just those same 44%...
probably most of them are on average smarter than you... so what does that make you
Keep on Civin'
RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Re: Re: 44% of USians think Christ Will Be Back in 50 years
I can't even do it in my own life.Originally posted by Whoha
So are you ready to radically clamp down on non-discretionary spending you godless communist you?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
No, the fact that you're a bad person makes you think that.
The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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Really, really stupid?Originally posted by Ming
probably most of them are on average smarter than you... so what does that make you
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Originally posted by Ming
probably most of them are on average smarter than you... so what does that make you
Curiously that makes me smarter than you, because I know that 44% of the US population doesn't have an I.Q. greater than <1% of itself, as that would be what they'd have to have to be smarter than me - or at least last time I checked.
Though the clincher would have to be that they believe in God and the fact they probably also voted for Bush - like you...
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Attack the ideas, not the posters.Originally posted by Ming
probably most of them are on average smarter than you... so what does that make you
What, hey, unhand me! 
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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hahahaOriginally posted by chegitz guevara
Attack the ideas, not the posters.
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Ming never was one to adhere to the rules he forces on others...
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In Mings defense, Alabama has a higher gdp then sweden with only half as many people. They can't be that dumb.Comment
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Re: Re: 44% of USians think Christ Will Be Back in 50 years
I wouldn't know about that. Revelation describes the heavenly hosts and their fight with the forces of the Beast in decidedly material terms.Originally posted by Whoha
A spiritual being isn't going to be too worried about gamma particles. I was annoying some people with the mathematics about what the temperature in heaven is and they brought that up so I assume there you go.
(It's not like gamma rays is the chief danger of nuclear weapons, BTW.)Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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But with a significantly lower quality of life.Originally posted by Whoha
In Mings defense, Alabama has a higher gdp then sweden with only half as many people. They can't be that dumb.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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