hot or not [six]: self biased retirement thread.

[self biased]

indeed. when albert chimed in next i was going to chide him and goad che. the point being is that this thread should be fun. speer should stop trolling, but only so long as it isn't funny. and thus far it really hasn't been.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Lorizael
I think there's a book you've read...

I've read hundreds of books. I can't be arsed to keep track of them all. Which one are you think of?

[Lorizael]

Err... uh... right! The Ethical Slut. For the most part I agree with the things the books says... but I really, truly, and deeply despise the way in which it goes about saying them.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Well, why don't you come down to Vancouver then?

You scared?

I used to go yearly for the Indy, but now I go to the Toronto one.

[Ben Kenobi]

I used to go yearly for the Indy, but now I go to the Toronto one.

Not my cup of tea, but enjoy the indy.

[Asher]

It's already occured.

[Ben Kenobi]

I couldn't remember if it was before or after the one here.

[Dinner]

Zylka: Did you say you got that girl in a family way?

[Zylka]

qwa?

[Al B. Sure!]

troll? how the hell was I trolling?

i'm confused as ****... why the hell would chegitz assume that this woman would have sex with Ozzy at the drop of the hat? why in god's name would you assume that? as much as people are described as sex-crazed, the majority of people in america wouldn't and that can't be denied.

as for slut... a woman who meets a man and immediately has sex with him is a slut by any definition. how in god's ****ing name can this be denied?

[Al B. Sure!]

and chegitz...

There's nothing wrong with women enjoying sex and to degrade them because they do just shows you to be anti-woman as well as anti-sex. Normal people don't have such a hangup about sex. Do yourself a favor, go get castrated so you can stop being simulteiniously attracted to and revolted by women.

the proper human body, whether male or female, is beautiful and is a work of perfection... such an artful body is also devoid of sexuality. i admire beauty without sensuality to the fullest... the female's lithe, hourglass figure with gentle curving hips, thick thighs, muscular yet streamlined calves... the hairless male's wide shoulders, muscular torso, and robust calves...

that is perfection... i appreciate a far higher beauty than you ever will with your critic that is your penis.

[Theben]

We need to start an "Albert needs to get laid" funddrive. I've got 50 cents.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
the proper human body, [snip] is also devoid of sexuality.

This is the essence of what you just wrote. It is complete and utter BS. Biologically, our primary purpose is to screw like bunnies and breed. That's your only purpose in life. The fact that we have evolved these wonderful brains allows us to think that there are other reasons to exist, but life has one purpose and one purpose only, to create copies of itself, and our species does that with sex, glorious sex.

The human body is a sexual thing. Every inch of your wonderful glorious body is an erogenous zone, with the most important one taking up a huge space in the middle of your head, i.e., your brain (although in your case, it's turned traitor). Sex is so important to our health that if we don't get enough of it, we damage ourselves mentally, emotionally, and even phsycially.

Every orgasm you have injects a little bit of sex hormones into your body. It cleans out your pipes. It relieves stress. It gives your heart a little workout.

You do not appreciate the real, earthy, dirty, sweaty, funky human body. You create an idealized version whih you put up on a pedistal and worship like a forbidden icon. This, by the way, is the real meaning of fetishism. And you will always be disappointed, because there are no real human women who can measure up to your Platonic ideals. They can't, cuz they all have to eat and p*ss and sh*t and f*ck. They all have hair, and sweat, and shed skin and get dirt under the fingernails and look at attractive men and think, "man I'd like to have his head crushed between my thighs."

And this wonderful body, designed so well to enjoy sex. If you know what the hell you're doing, it isn't simply groping breasts and shoving your manhood in a hole. It's cerebral. It's tactile. You can taste her sweat and smell her and hear her moans. You can give pleasure just breathing in her ear or biting the back of her neck. The discovery of what turns on an indivudal woman is one of the great pleasures in life. If you haven't felt an orgasm in the back of your knees, the palms of your hands, and the soles of your feet, you don't even have the first clue how incredible sex can be. And the pleasant ache between your legs when you've *** really, really hard.

Anyway, as to whether the waitress would or wouldn't have hooked up with Ozzy, we'll never know, cuz he didn't try. Chances are, she wouldn't have. But the chances were also much greater than with other women, cuz waitstaff tend to be partiers, more than any other group of people (though actors and journalists are close).

as for slut... a woman who meets a man and immediately has sex with him is a slut by any definition. how in god's ****ing name can this be denied?

Because slut is an anti-woman word. It says that there's something wrong about having sex. It says that women aren't supposed to enjoy sex. It sez that women who do enjoy sex are dirty, horrible people. It's a derrogatory term for something that isn't wrong. It's not your place to degrade others because they live differently than you. As long as they aren't hurting others, where the F*CK do you get off calling them names!?!

[chequita guevara]

I'll bet I made him puke. Talk about a man completely out of touch with his humanity.

[Al B. Sure!]

decadent communist:

That's your only purpose in life. The fact that we have evolved these wonderful brains allows us to think that there are other reasons to exist, but life has one purpose and one purpose only, to create copies of itself, and our species does that with sex, glorious sex.

why, oh why, do you want to reduce your entire self worth to animalistic purposes like procreation? i'd like to think, us being rational, have evolved to a point far above mere animals...

i also find it odd how your logic that procreation is the only purpose of life can only lead to eugenics... some people have more useful traits and they have more of the 'need' to procreate than others. i know you're not saying that but really, how are you not once you assume that the purpose of human life is to continue (and improve) the human species?

Sex is so important to our health

un hunh... shall we start?

Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Granuloma inguinale
Lymphogranuloma venereum
Chancroid,
Genital herpes,
Chlamydia
Papillomavirus
Giardiasis
Amebiasis
Scabies
Pubic lice,
Streptococcus,
Cytomegalovirus,
Trichomoniasis...

wow and I havent even said AIDS yet...