From Duke Erchanger of Swabia to Duke Hitler
Many glorious troops comrade, however even a bloodthirsty despot such as my glorious self knows that a lost soldier incurs a significant financial loss.
Currently my country is teaching every citizen and supercitizen (that includes our bristly mustachioed soldiers) an advanced form of Systema: The Ultimate Fighting Art. We have amended it to include a section which teaches "Flying Arrow Recoilation Tactics".
With my soldiers beter knowing how to defend themselves, they will do both us a much greater good indeed.
As soon as the soldiers have completed Sytema with F.A.R.T. emphasis, they will be sent upon the vile maygars like a bad case of the common cold!
Please accept a bottle of our finest wine, and a coupon for 25% off on your next wine purchase from us as compensation for this inconvenience.
Many glorious troops comrade, however even a bloodthirsty despot such as my glorious self knows that a lost soldier incurs a significant financial loss.
Currently my country is teaching every citizen and supercitizen (that includes our bristly mustachioed soldiers) an advanced form of Systema: The Ultimate Fighting Art. We have amended it to include a section which teaches "Flying Arrow Recoilation Tactics".
With my soldiers beter knowing how to defend themselves, they will do both us a much greater good indeed.
As soon as the soldiers have completed Sytema with F.A.R.T. emphasis, they will be sent upon the vile maygars like a bad case of the common cold!
Please accept a bottle of our finest wine, and a coupon for 25% off on your next wine purchase from us as compensation for this inconvenience.
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