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  • #76
    Update

    CNN News Yearly Update

    Year 2006

    Now for our national news stories.

    United States:

    Once again a record hurricane season has damage the Eastern US coast. The states of Florida, Louisiana, Georgia and Texas have all been hit with hurricanes. The greatest damage was in Texas where damage is estimated to be in the billions. State officials are asking the Federal government to declare a state of emergency in all the states that were hit so that Federal Aid can begin to be given out to the victims of the disasters. Many republicans have begin to criticize President John Kerry, saying he has been slow to respond to the disaster. At this time we are still awaiting a statement from the white house.

    In other news, the Department of Home Land Security has announced a huge plan to step up training of the nation’s police forces and upgrading equipment with new armor using depleted uranium, once used only in military equipment. Officials from Los Angles, New York and other large cities welcomed the news of the program and have already drawn up plans to prepare to further train and recruit more people into their police forces. Many Republicans say that the program though does not go far enough to protect the nation against terrorist treats like biological weapons or nuclear weapons at the hands of terrorist. Despite this the President’s job approval ratings have gone up and are now at 61%.

    In economic news, the US economy continues to grow at a steady pace of 3%. Although many economists now warn that the out of control budget deficits must be put under control and that the Federal government must cut spending or raise taxes. They point to the fact that the value of the dollar continues to decline, and is now one US dollar will trade for only half a Euro. They also cited concerns that this may cause out of control inflation if something is not done soon.

    Also Australia and the United States have formed a new alliance called the Morgan Freedom Alliance. The United States has also begin the trading of much of its military technology to Australia. Many in the Senate have stated concerns over this, even though it is being given to an ally to the United States.

    Now on to international news.

    Russia

    Amid news of the Russian election scandal, international investors have begun to move their investments out of Russia due to fears of instability and possibility of civil war breaking out in Russia. Recent figures show that the Russian economic growth has slowed to 6%. Many economists are hopeful that once the current dispute in the election results have been resolved that Russia is set for record growth in the year 2007.

    In other news, their was a break in one of Russia’s old Bio weapons labs. Russian officials are saying that there is no cause of concern, since no deadly diseases were being currently stored at the lab. CNN has learned though from and unnamed source that this was incorrect and that small pox, e-boili, and other deadly diseases were being stored there and were from Soviet Union massive bio weapons program conducted in the 1970’s and 1980’s. This source also tells us that this may now be in the hands of terrorist want to strike against western nations. We will bring you more details as they become available to us.

    Middle East

    Violence continues to escalate as terrorist attack Israel and Saudi Arabia. Terrorist have sunk two cargo ships containing uranium ore on its way from Australia to Saudi Arabia. No terrorist group has yet to claim responsibility for the attack.

    In Israel with the imprisonment of Mahmoud Abbas the new President of Palestinian people, terrorist groups in Israel vow revenge. In a wave of suicide bombers, 20 civilians were killed on a bus in Jerusalem, and 10 soldiers were killed at a border check point when they tried to stop a suicide bomber. Also the Palestinians have begun mortar attacks on Israeli settlements in the West Bank and the Gaza strip.

    Despite the increase in violence, thousands of Jews continue to come to Israel to make a new home there. This is due to a new campaign by the Israeli government get more Jews to move to Israel.

    Europe

    With the nations of France and Germany starting tax and law reforms in their respective countries, the economy of Europe is now on the rebound. Also the Euro continues to raise in value as more and more international investors begin to bring their money to Europe to invest. It seems now that Europe as whole is now turning around.

    South America

    Brazil continues to make progress in turning it economy around, but much more work needs to be done, say one economist. They say that the new highway system that is planed and the new trade agreements that Brazil has secured will help, they do not go to the underling problems that have slow economic growth in Brazil. They say that due to government corruption and laws that inhibit business growth that these measure will only go so far in helping the economy of Brazil rebound.

    Millions of out of work men in Brazil have begun to line up at government offices trying to see if they can find work on the new highway project. Also new nuclear power plants are now being built through out Brazil with the help of France. There is now a growing movement in Brazil though that is opposed to nuclear power and many protesters are showing up at the new construction sites trying to prevent the workers from working on the new plants.

    Also several mining companies from France and Australia are now being to survey new sites to being mining Brazils raw resources.

    Australia
    Australia joins the nuclear power movement, announcing that it will start construction of several nuclear power plants through out of country. Already environmental groups and people that will be living near the nuclear power plants have begun to protest. They say that nuclear power is dangerous for their own health and the environment.

    With news that the Australian government is raising taxes, many people are protesting this move as well. “I don’t think the Prime Minister gets it. First he gets the idea that putting nuclear power plants all over Australian is a good idea. Then he raises taxes so that the people of Australia, the ones they don’t want the damn things in the first place, have to pay for it! I say we need a new prime minister that will listen to the people and do what is best for Australia!” This was a statement take from a person off the street.

    Asia

    North Korea has announced that it has restarted its nuclear weapons program and will test one of its nuclear weapons this Summer. It is also suspected that North Korea has begun to sell long range missile systems to Iran as well. At the UN China and other nations have called a meeting of the Security Council to meet about this issue.

    The government of China has started to move troops closer to North Korea and is on high alert.

    UN

    Representatives from nations all over the world are meeting in Paris today to discuss what measure that can be done to stop the spread of nuclear weapons.
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    • #77
      Updated Nation Stats

      Peoples Republic of China- Jack_www
      President: HU Jintao
      Government: Communism
      Population: 1,337,813,053
      Economy: GDP $7.036 trillion (USD)
      Economic growth: 9.1%
      Secret Services: Good
      Military: 3,000,000 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: Conscripts
      Taxes: 21.5% of GDP
      Tech Level: Aging Modern Tech

      Russian Federation- Comrade Tassadar
      President: Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
      Government: Democratic Republic( Slowly Changing to Dictatorship)
      Population: 148,095,808
      Economy: GDP $1.359 Trillion (USD)
      Economic growth: 6.0%
      Secret Services: Good
      Military: 1,250,000 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: Conscripts
      Taxes: 6.6% of GDP
      Tech Level: Aging Modern Tech

      Italian Republic - laurentius
      President: Carlo Azeglio
      Prime Minister: Silvio BERLUSCONI
      Government: Parliamentary Democracy
      Population: 59,799,201
      Economy: GDP $1.566 trillion (USD)
      Economic growth: 1.0%
      Secret Services: Moderate
      Military: 472,000 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: Well Trained
      Taxes: 45.4% of GDP
      Tech Level: Modern Tech

      State of Israel - Lord Nuclear
      President: Moshe KATSAV
      Prime Minister: Ariel SHARON
      Government: Parliamentary Democracy
      Population: 6,405,578
      Economy: GDP $122.5 billion (USD)
      Economic growth: 1.3%
      Secret Services: Excellent
      Military: 123,000 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: Highly Trained
      Taxes: 42.2% of GDP
      Tech Level: Modern Tech

      Federative Republic of Brazil - Jonny
      President: Luiz Inaci
      Government: Democratic Republic
      Population: 189,624,142
      Economy: GDP $1.378 trillion (USD)
      Economic growth: 0.2%
      Secret Services: Poor
      Military: 1,350,000 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: Conscripts
      Taxes: 12.5% of GDP
      Tech Level: Aging Modern Tech(slowly improving)

      Kingdom of Saudi Arabia - Pave
      King: FAHD bin Abd al-Aziz Al Saud
      Government: Monarchy
      Population: 26,569,816
      Economy: GDP $303.1 billion (USD)
      Economic growth: 5.3%
      Secret Services: Moderate
      Military: 219,000 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: Conscripts (slowly upgrading)
      Taxes: 27.4% of GDP
      Tech Level: Modern Tech


      Commonwealth of Australia - appleciders
      Queen: ELIZABETH II
      Prime Minister: John Winston HOWARD
      Government: Democratic Republic
      Population: 20,510,538
      Economy: GDP $582.8 billion (USD)
      Economic growth: 2.0 %
      Secret Services: Moderate
      Military: 195,000 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: well trained
      Taxes: 38.4 % of GDP
      Tech Level: Modern Tech(upgrading to future tech)

      French Republic - 1889
      President: Jacques CHIRAC
      Prime Minister: Jean-Pierre RAFFARIN
      Government: Democratic Republic
      Population: 62,236,939
      Economy: GDP $1.686 trillion (USD)
      Economic growth: 1.5%
      Secret Services: Moderate
      Military: 507,500 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: Well Trained
      Taxes: 57.5% of GDP
      Tech Level: Modern Tech

      United States of America - bipolarbear
      President: George Bush( Or John Kerry if you want)
      Government: Democratic Republic
      Population: 301,818,398
      Economy: GDP $11.33 trillion (USD)
      Economic growth: 3.1%
      Secret Services: Excellent
      Military: 2,500,000 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: Highly trained
      Taxes: 19.6% of GDP
      Tech Level: Future Age Tech


      United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland - Pysche
      Queen: ELIZABETH II
      Prime Minister: Anthony (Tony) BLAIR
      Government: Parliamentary Democracy
      Population: 62,078,829
      Economy: GDP $1.703 trillion (USD)
      Economic growth: 2.2%
      Secret Services: Great
      Military: 580,000 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: Highly Trained
      Taxes: 44.9% of GDP
      Tech Level: Modern Tech


      Federal Republic of Germany - Atahualpa
      President: Horst KOEHLER
      Chancellor: Gerhard SCHROEDER
      Government: Democratic Republic
      Population: 84,897,347
      Economy: GDP $2.271 trillion (USD)
      Economic growth: 1.3%
      Secret Services: Good
      Military: 652,300 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: Well Trained
      Taxes: 45.1% of GDP
      Tech Level: Modern Tech


      Gabonese Republic - foolish_icarus
      President: El Hadj Omar BONGO
      Prime Minister: Jean-Francois NTOUTOUME-EMANE
      Government: Dictatorship( Although slowly changing to Democratic Republic)
      Population: 1,395,903
      Economy: GDP $7.389 billion (USD)
      Economic growth: 1.2%
      Secret Services: Very Poor
      Military: 11,300 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: Conscripts
      Taxes: 24.3% of GDP
      Tech Level: Industrial Age Tech


      Republic of India – ShVerni
      President: Abdul KALAM
      Government: Democratic Republic
      Population: 1,097,022,725
      Economy: GDP $3.285 Trillion (USD)
      Economic growth: 8.3%
      Secret Services: Moderate
      Military: 1,750,000 (All branches of Military)
      Military Training: Conscripts
      Taxes: 3.8% of GDP
      Tech Level: Aging Modern Tech
      Last edited by Jack_www; January 17, 2005, 16:36.
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      • #78
        OOC: No trouble. Thanks Jack! Is news from any other countries coming? What about Gabon?

        BIC: NAMELESS AUSTRALIAN NEWSPAPER #12
        Several statements from the office of the prime minister were issued today. The first was in reference to the sinking of Australian cargo ships containing uranium ore. "This is wholely unacceptable. We may need military escorts on this, and the idea that the no terrorists have claimed responsibility is quite fishy, if you ask me. We're going to be vastly upping the level of security on these ships, and possibly even naval escorts. Anyone caught in the act of trying to stop these ships will be deemed terrorists and dealt with accordingly."

        Further statements were issued regarding the construction of nuclear power plants in Australia. "We're one of two first-world nations with large deposits of uranium. Now should we keep letting the world have a chokehold on us by way of energy supply, or should we take our energy supply into our own hands? Besides, air pollution causes far more cancer than nuclear power. This is much, much cleaner than burning fossil fuels and produces many orders of magnitude more power than wind or solar. And we don't even have to deal with the nuclear waste; America's buying that like there's no tomorrow! Where's the problem?"

        Statements were also issued regarding the Russian Election scandal. "Our election monitors have reported a dispicable level of bribery, vote buying, voter intimidation, and just plain bad behavior. Australia is considering raising tariffs against Russia and encourages other nations to follow suit."

        NOTE: If my stating specifics about the Russian election is out of line, just tell me. All Jack said was "scandal".
        Last edited by appleciders; January 16, 2005, 22:24.
        "Bother," said Pooh, "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock
        phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room
        three. Christopher Robin, you have the bridge."

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        • #79
          Well, late for one round only means early for the next! Now all you world powers see the advantage of being Gabon? This doesn't matter


          We need crops: Seeds, livestock that is healthy and cheap to maintain. Staple crops first and foremost, supplemented by fishing and grazing. The first order of business is always a stable and decent food supply. Import food where practical.
          Cash crops are to be produced at a local level. Villages will independently manage clearing, cultivation, and assigning shares. Villages, families, individuals are encouraged to diversify their crop production: Crops cultivated in common should have distinctly separated shares, and farmers are encouraged to have their own staple crop plots.
          Make it easy to purchase tractors, cultivators, other farm equipment, seed supplies, natural fertilizers and pesticides. In an agrarian economy we can’t afford to use up land without discretion, so activities must be ecologically sustainable, using crop rotation and limited use of wood fuel to reduce deforestation and clearing, to this end we are increasing petroleum supplies to reduce the necessity of using vegetation fuels. Salinization and erosion must be carefully monitored and reduced.
          Gabonese industries are to be given preference in developing Gabon’s timber, ore, petroleum resources etc., but just barely, so they have to practice with being efficient and move towards becoming productive enough to compete with internationals on a level playing field, at least within our own country.
          Rural industry will also be organized along local lines, initially with organized light industry in the cities and villages, until enough capital can be accumulated to begin allowing Gabonese private enterprise to take over that role. We are trying to get light manufacturing and textile and light industrial and packaged goods machinery to as many families as possible, to reduce the number of rural people dependent on employers, so they can pursue their own business and keep as much profits to themselves as possible.
          To encourage both small scale industry and agriculture, we are developing road and water transportation links to the interior to facilitate easier and more reliable movement of goods.
          Hire western and Pacific businessmen to show us how to enforce standards in our financial and banking sectors and improve the dependability of local investment.
          In the capital, Libreville, we are founding an international university, the Libreville International Institute. We invite students, professors, thinkers, workers, and capable men and women from all over Gabon, Africa, and the world to come to our country and learn and also see what they have to offer to efforts to transform Gabon into a more modern, free, and prosperous state. This is a unique opportunity for people to partake in this grand experiment and learn and improve themselves in a community of curious and dedicated individuals. Many subjects will be studied there, and there are not very many opportunities to attend an academic but also very real institute where so many diverse environments interact, as well as having a national government earnestly listen to your suggestions.
          Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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          • #80
            To: United States
            We have not heard back form you as regards to our request to meet with your president over North Korea. If you do not respond soon we will be with drawing this offer to help you with this issue. China wishes to strenghten its ties with the United States, not to distance our two great nations.
            As Kurt Cobaine would say, all apologies. We would love to meet for peace with the Illest mofo this side of the galaxy, Kim Jong.
            Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
            Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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            • #81
              Australia to Gabon: We'd be happy to send businessmen and bankers over to help you out, if you'll allow us to invest in the companies you're creating. Looking forward to furthering our friendship!
              "Bother," said Pooh, "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock
              phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room
              three. Christopher Robin, you have the bridge."

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              • #82
                To: Russia
                From: Israel

                Putin, come to Jerusalem. You and I have some things to discuss.

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                • #83
                  Gabon to Australia

                  That would suit us quite nicely
                  Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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                  • #84
                    France

                    Dear Gabon,

                    Did you realize France is the worlds 6th largest agricultural producer and it's second largest exporter? No, well its totaly true. Also if you order now we will include FREE OF CHARGE a brace of chefs to help prepare the delicate pasteries and tantilizing sauces you will need to fully enjoy our bulk shipment of soy beans.

                    Your friend,
                    France
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                    • #85
                      Right thread! Now may I be India please?
                      Why not?

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                      • #86
                        Welcome to the NES ShVerni and yes you can be india. As for news to other countries, I am focusing on the countries that have people playing them. For Gabon, nothing worth noting happend there, but I will update the stats of that nation.
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                        • #87
                          ShVerni, it would be a crime for you to not be India. You can hardly deny the wishes of a billion people chanting in unison, "We want ShVerni! We want ShVerni! We want ShVerni!"*

                          Gabon to France :

                          How manifestly excellent! We would love to purchase your fine agricultural products with boatloads of our ridiculously hyperinflated and probably counterfeited currency!

                          *translated from the dozens of languages on the Indian subcontinent. Yes, they can chant in unison in different languages.


                          EDIT Oh, and more Gabonese orders:

                          This AIDS thing really is ridiculous. We need good education about AIDS and communicability and we need it now. Not to stigmatize it, because we don't wan't people hiding the fact, but to make information known about its causes, effects, and to tell people they have an ethical obligation to take whatever steps necessary to not spread it. We also are attempting to set up hospitals and clinics to treat the effects of the disease, and ask the international community to help us in these efforts. Even though Gabon has a relatively low proportion of HIV bearing people, it is important to take this opportunity to contain its spread. If the Gabonese model is successful, it can potentially be used in other countries as well.
                          Last edited by foolish_icarus; January 17, 2005, 00:05.
                          Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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                          • #88
                            Are the stats coming now?

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                            • #89
                              AS India with billons to feed, i reques Autralia send grain to aid me
                              Why not?

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                              • #90
                                Welcome, India? (Yeah, I know the mod hasn't officially accepted him, but I'm getting an early start, and naturally none of this will take place until Jack says so). Got food problems? We could start shipping you some of our excess food, and increase shipments as time goes by. In return, we'd need to consruct a naval base north of Bombay, to help protect our shipping interests in the Persian Gulf.
                                "Bother," said Pooh, "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock
                                phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room
                                three. Christopher Robin, you have the bridge."

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