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Originally posted by foolish_icarus
Joining in on the Persian-led "Day of 300 posts", Macedonia has a day of Bacchinalian revelry, but somewhat toned down, because the people are a little apprehensive about the apparent cessation of time. Thus before they started their revelry they offered up hekatoms in the temples to the almighty Zeus-Michion, imploring him to be merciful and return the flow of time to its proper rate.
And on the sixth day the sun turned black, the birds ceased to sing and the sea became calm. When the world was dark and quiet as every living being turned to the sky above, a deep voice rang out:
Fear not, creatures of Greece, as long as you worship your gods the world will go on forever...
That said, the sky lightened up again, the birds continued their songs and the sea got back its waves and spray...Heinrich, King of Germany, Duke of Saxony in Cyclotron's amazing Holy Roman Empire NES
Let me eat your yummy brain!
"be like Micha!" - Cyclotron
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there will be many fat heifers slaughtered and burned in honor of this announcement. We hear that even some of the skeptical Athenians are offering up a quick prayer in their grand temple, which is quite a show of faith for them.Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.
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....and don´t forget the virgin sacrifices...Heinrich, King of Germany, Duke of Saxony in Cyclotron's amazing Holy Roman Empire NES
Let me eat your yummy brain!
"be like Micha!" - Cyclotron
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The Persian government has declared it is launching a new campaign to slow all of the forest fires caused by creless cmapers in the Persian Empire.
So begins the campaign of
SMOKEY JOE THE CAMEL!!!!!!!!!!1
He travels around reminding good citizens that only they can put out a fire and keep it from smoking up the forest!!!
Persian citizes can no reject Smokey Joe The Camel's coolness, or his bear like presence, or the odd "**** and balls" thought they always get when examining his nose.
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"Smoky Bear" is a mascot for the U.S. Forest Service or somesuch, and occasionally you'll see advertisements with Smoky saying, "Remember, only You can prevent forest fires!"
The picture bp linked is Joe Camel, the mascot for Camel cigarrettes.Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.
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If you think your spam is interesting Bipo I'm sorry disappoint you, its not.
Anyway I saw what happened the the earlier NEs and I'm frustrated too about the lack of update, but lets not turn this into too spammy threat, ok?Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.
- Paul Valery
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