SNESA: Absolution

[Jack_www]

To Semeria and Phoenecia:
This will be acceptable to us. We shall claim the rest of the unsettled land as part of the Egyptain empire, anyone trying to settle in these areas will be removed by the Egyptain millitary.

[Heine]

"King, King!" The Advisor came running in the door.
"yes?" King Olav asked.
"We have found out that Poland also expanding east, and we have the possibilety to cut them of"
"so do it!!!!!"

Orders:
Expand more east after we have cut the Polish from the east.
Increase navy and Economy.

[SKILORD]

Map Changing orders no longer taken after this until the Update.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Welll that sux for me...

build up army and navy, attack the Vietnamese, gots to respect china though so avoid tha mainland.

Hope your mapchange ran along that.

[emu]

could i join
do i have to make a new nation or pick a NPC

[SKILORD]

You can do either emu... doesn';t matter.

[plexus]

To: China (Secret)
From: Ainu
We are invading Northern Vietnam and I trust you will not interfere. We have been planning this attack for much longer, we just got a little sidetracked.
High Elder Hure

[foolish_icarus]

“What is it?”
“Ah, yes, um, we call it a ‘kite’. Similar to the bird. Seemed a fitting name. Anyway, you coat it with a light layer of this stuff we recently cooked up, oil-based, but a bit more potent, put a wick on it, and when it catches fire, you pull this string, like so, and it folds up and lands on the enemy. Of course, you do have to get in from the proper direction, but as far as we can tell there’s no way around that necessity. If you have enough of them, and the wind is blowing in the right direction, you can forego lighting them on fire and they will provide a little bit of protection from light projectiles. Our tests indicate they might help a little on ground battles, but would be most effective when used in ship actions.”
“Hm. Sounds good. Begin equipping them on our warships immediately and train the sailors how to use them.”

New UU: Kite warships

Greece to Druid Britain:

We see you are having some problems with those Romans, and we believe we have a solution. We have recently come up with an interesting gadget for our ships that we would like to try out against a real enemy and we see that you could use some aid. That and our sailors are getting very bored. So if you provide them with a home base and supplies in your neck of the woods, we would be happy to send some ships to raid a little and if the opportunity comes up to fight some Roman ships. All we ask for in addition is to keep any booty we steal from the enemy and our warships will be right beside yours. Plus, if we get a military presence up there on the seas, we can guard our merchant ships against pirates and open up direct trade between our nations. What do you say?

[Sheep]

To Greece: We can absoluytley do that. We shall give you port in the town of Belfast on the completion of the Greco-Druid Alliance. What do you say.

The High Lord was indeed pleased. His plan was unfolding just as he wanted it.

[Sheep]

To the Romans: THE UNITED EMPIRE SHALL NOT FALL! YOU HAVE FAILED.

[SKILORD]

Updating even as we speak.

[Cinna]

Druid: While Rome enjoys as much comic relief as any nation, you're "ultimatums" and "threats" have send our people over the edge. Morale is actually up 14% because soldiers can't stop laughing at your outrageous attempts to threaten and write in Latin at the same time. It is rather shameful when a nation has to stoop to angry one liners to make themselves appear on top. Save your threats for the battle field please.

Brazil: We need your navy, NOW. Believe us, you will be greatly rewarded beyond your dreams, but you must send your navy to Rome ASAP.

Wisconsin: (secret >hint<) Uhhh we could use a little naval support over here. Our ships are being outclassed and sent back in droves! The Bastillae were nice, but the Druid nation has hired some world class mercenaries.

Orders

*Prepare ships with colonists and legions to settle Florida ASAP. We need a Caribbean base.

*Begin Operation Greenlander Freedom to liberate the poor improvised people of Greenland from the wretched Druid nation by attacking key ports in Greenland (by land).

[foolish_icarus]

Greece to Druids:

Wonderful, we shall commence immediately. By the time you get this our pirates-uh, freedom fighters-will have already set sail.

[Jonny]

Texas to Rome: We can loan you some of our army and navy.

[Sheep]

To Greece: As long as the do not attack the free peoples of the United Empire or its allies you are welcome to any booty you can gain. We shall look forward to your help in liberating Greenland from the muderous hordes of Rome.