mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[mrmitchell]

Mexico has been in pursuit of establishing very strong foreign relations with Spain, and Portugal. Spain has been putting heavy consideration into joining the Morgan Freeman Alliance. However, they are taking their time, and looking at all of the possibilities.

France is pleased that Mexico is forming strong bonds with European nations. Hopefully, France can strengthen its existing bonds with the new, reformed, nonimperialistic Mexico.

Orders
France offers Mexico economic aid in return for arms reduction treaty
France puts more money in its space program.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to Afghanistan

We seek only peace. China is a bully. We wont hate you if you don't join, but China may end up screwing you either way. China is a violent, and hateful nation. Mexico has remained peaceful, and has only sought out peace despite China's warmongering. All we seek is a mutual alliance. We will suport you economically, if you support us economically. China has unjustly ruined our country, and we are simply trying to rebuild it.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to AFGHANISTAN:
We both know Mexico is a psychotic dictatorship.
If ou stay neutral, we stay neutral. Simple as that.

[mrmitchell]

France to Afghanistan (SECRET)
We don't care if you join Mexico's alliance or not. But China is calling the shots here, at least with smaller nations like Mexico and Afghanistan. They have a huge economy, the largest army in the world, and enough nukes to make Afghanistan the next nuclear testing range. I'd be careful if I were you.

[Nubclear]

CHINA has ran a drawing contest, and this person is the winner! It is called "How Many Afghanistans Would It Take to Geographically Equal China?", and it is by Donjon Mehiko.

The Chairman thinks its brilliant.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to China
We would like to bury the hatchet with you, once and for all. (ooc: I actually do like the sim city games, I just wanted to argue with people.) If you do truly value peace, then you will show that by signing a peace treaty with us. No more war. No more violence.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
Will you promise to stop invading people?

[bipolarbear]

NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!
The Morgan Freeman Alliance has signed two new countries to its peace seeking alliance. Portugal and Sapin have decided to form long, and strong bonds with primarily Mexico, but also the other countries in the Morgan Freeman Alliance. This brings the total of countries in the alliance to

Mexico is greatly impressed by Donjon Mehiko's wonderful drawing. We, the Morgan Freeman Alliance wonder how many of our allied countries togetheri t would take to geographically equal China.

CHINA to MEXICO:
Will you promise to stop invading people?

De La Rocha can only promise what he will do, not his sucessors. But yes, we will. Mexico also seeks to reopen our prisoner program, and the economic ties that we had before the whole "Aztec Phase" erupted.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
Cross your heart, hope to die promise?

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to China
Fine. With our current military, hope to die is about all we could do if we tried to invade anything anyways.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to world
why does the pharmacist have to be two and a half feet up above everybody else? Who the hell is he? He's a stockboy with pills as far as I can tell. Why can't he be down there on the floor with you and me? Brain surgeons, airplane pilots, nuclear physicists, we're all on the same level. But not him. He's gotta be two and a half feet up. "Look out, everybody, I'm working with pills up here. Spread out, gimme some room. I'm taking them from this big bottle and I'm putting them in this little bottle."

[bipolarbear]

NEWSFLASH!!!
Mexico has, ina ceremonial act, officially buried a hatchet with the flags of both CHina and Mexico attached to ti, in front of Emperor De La Rocha's villa.

[Nubclear]

The people's celebrate the Chinese-Mexican friendship so much that the Chinese people have drawn a flag that Mexico really should use.


Note: This is NOT the Chinese flag! Only those who want to undermine the eternal Chinese-Mexican friendship refute this fact!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to our new friend(China)
Mexico will only accept if a big yellow sickle and hammer is put on the flag!

[bipolarbear]

Actually, make it like the American Eagle holding a yellow sickle and hammer, against a red backdrop, with a big yellow star above it. That would be cool.