mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[mrmitchell]

OOC: If the US is in shambles, how is it that it still maintains its military and its economy and its education and its infrastructure all at the same time?

It's no longer a "superpower" or the only "superpower". In its areas of excellence, it only barely manages to be #1, instead of easily managing.

[mrmitchell]

Mexico to France (secret)
Sure, the assistance would be cool, but we want to seek peace on earth. If eliminating a certain country, be that China, or even oh let's just say FRANCE, we will do so to accomplish peace.

France to Mexico (top secret)
Don't piss us off. We're on your side, at least while it's favorable for us to be.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
We who preside over the Majestic natin of Mighty Mexico would like to ask you to please abolish your silly tariffs to once again. We are a nation that is strugglng to undergo reconstruction after a corrupt dictator, Juan Kerry, and a war posessed super power, China, have left us in more than what could be considered shambles. We are struggling to create a successful space program, so that the people will have some small shining beacon of hope to rally around, and crush the dissent, for we seem to be notable.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
We who preside over the Majestic natin of Mighty Mexico would like to ask you to please abolish your silly tariffs to once again. We are a nation that is strugglng to undergo reconstruction after a corrupt dictator, Juan Kerry, and a war posessed super power, China, have left us in more than what could be considered shambles. We are struggling to create a successful space program, so that the people will have some small shining beacon of hope to rally around, and crush the dissent, for we seem to be notable.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
We who preside over the Majestic natin of Mighty Mexico would like to ask you to please abolish your silly tariffs to once again. We are a nation that is strugglng to undergo reconstruction after a corrupt dictator, Juan Kerry, and a war posessed super power, China, have left us in more than what could be considered shambles. We are struggling to create a successful space program, so that the people will have some small shining beacon of hope to rally around, and crush the dissent, for we seem to be notable.
In the midst of conquering this largely unexplored terrain, we are also trying to drag our haggard economy back from the sinkhole, into wich it currently seems to be slipping. That is the reason for the Mexican Mass Media Monoply(MMMM). When the United States went through its very own Depression in the 1930's FDR's New Deal required that the governemnt take more control of industry. We are merely folowing in the footsteps of a successful nation.

[mrmitchell]

France to Mexico
We will abolish our tariffs if you remove the media from the oppressive grip of the government.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
The media grip is to protect against the corruption of evl multinational corporations that would seek to rob Mexico of her culture by implanting the globalizing American Culture which is quickly rapong and pillaging the globe.

Supersecret Mexico News
Yes there is.

[mrmitchell]

Let France "supervise" your media, and we will remove the tariffs.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
We will allow for more outlets to come into existence, but htey will be under heavy watch of the government. The Mexican govt. will still keep their hold over the current media companies that they own.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
Mexico is Mexico. We will not let you assume control of Mexico. We are different from France, because we are not France. We would become France if we were subjected to French rule. Neither we, nor anybody in the Morgan Freeman Alliance, wishes to become part of France. We cherish our individuality.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
We'd be willing to invest heavily in you.

CHINA to MEXICO (SUPERSECRET):
If you help us destroy France!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to China
We find it ironic that you nearly destroyed us for warmongering. Now, you seek to use our failing country as a pawn in your international scheme? Mexico will take the traditionally Swedish route, and practice neutrality in this instance. We wouldn't mind a little extra funding though, we accept donations from all kinds of hypocrites!

[mrmitchell]

We will allow for more outlets to come into existence,

The French Broadcasting Corporation introduces the France-Mexico channel in Mexico. It plays pro-Mexico and pro-France television, when the two are compatible. Otherwise it is pro-Mexican nation, with no bias on government.

France dropped its tariffs. It has denied claims that the F-M Channel is leaning in any way to any nation.

tonight's programming lineup:
6PM - Mexico Evening News
6:30 - World News
7PM - Fiesta!
7:30 - Cooking with Snails
8PM - A French guy talking Spanish
8:30 - A Mexican guy talking Spanish
9PM - Dateline: Cancer from Egg Rolls?
9:30 - (cont.)
10PM - Nightly News
10:30 - Late Show with Bernard de la Luis

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
Good.
Funding will flow into your nation immediately!
We would also like to set up a branch of CCTV in your nation.

[mrmitchell]

France makes great strides in relations with Quebec! The province votes against leaving Canada by a margin slimmer than an election in Florida (rigged or not).

However, France and Canada now consider each other great allies. But Canada repeatedly vows against actual aid, or military cooperation (seeing that Canada doesn't ahve a military anyway).