Mafia XIII - Death is an Unlucky Number on Friday on the Nile

[Jamski]

Name

Voted for :



01) Zopperoni





02) HongHu





03) Spaced Cowboy

Tuberski 


08) Tuberski

Skanky Burns



10) Ghengis Farb
Skanky Burns



11) GJRamsey
Tuberski 


12) Theben
Tuberski 


14) Vlad Antlerkov




17) Skanky Burns
Tuberski



18) Kassiopeia




20) Doc




22) MattH
Skanky Burns 


24) Felch




25) Guynemer
Skanky Burns



26) ADG
Tuberski



27) Mart7x5
Skanky Burns 


28) Duke of York
Tuberski

Its certainly very close.

Tuberski - 6
Skanky - 5

I'll give this another hour or two and then kill one of them.



-Jam

[Zopperoni]

Skanky Burns, just to tie it.

[Skanky Burns]

Nasty.

[Jamski]

I'll decide the tie in about 20 minutes to half-an-hour. I'll need one of Tuberski or Skanky online to call "heads" or "tails"

Unless somone votes before I toss the "coin"

-Jam

[alva]

"heads"



Aaah, you meant....

[Jamski]

I'll give this a bit longer. Its better if somone votes rather than have a random choice.

Going shopping now

-Jam

[Skanky Burns]

"heads"

20 minutes should have passed by now.


EDIT: Ok, never mind then.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

So "heads" they both live, "tails" they both die. Seeing as they both chose heads.

[Zopperoni]

Alva isn't Tuberski. Alva isn't Skanky either, and Skanky isn't Tuberski, but at least Skanky is Skanky.

[duke o' york]

I heard that Skanky mings too, but maybe that was just tittle-tattle. I've never been close enough to smell.

I hope that Jamski has remembered to buy us more pizza at the shops.

[Jamski]

More pizza coming up boys

Scene 12 : The 8th Day

The voting after Drogue's body was found was very close. Some thought the killer was Skanky Burns, becuase of his rivalry with Rah, Drogue's former boss. An equal number however thought it was Tuberski...

"Kill them both!" shouted HongHu! "Think of the children!"
"Kill Skanky, he's a bastard!" shouted Tuberski.
"Wait one moment," said the Duke, seriously, "Let's decide this in the only fair way"
"I call heads," said Skanky.

A coin was found and tossed, flying into the air and landing in the mud of the stables. The villagers gathered round.

"Oh crap" said Tuberski.

The villager's persuaded Doc to sew Tuberski's anus closed, and then seal his urethra by burning the flesh. Then they made him drink river water untill his intestines burst.

Then Duke shot him, as was becaoming usual.

"Let's go fishing to celebrate killing the killer," reccommended GJRamesy, and everyone agreed.
"I'll go and get our kit," said Guynemer "And we can all meet at the new flood-lake later for some night fishing."
"Great idea," said Theban, "Fish is meat"

It is now night... wait for it...

-Jam

[alva]

[Jamski]

Scene 13 : The 8th Night

The villagers were waiting at the lake at midnight. Skanky had brought a barrel of beer up the hill, and the remaining villagers were watching the moon rise over the flood waters.

"You know, its really nice up here now that the valley is dammed", said Doc.
"I'm just trying to get in all on canvas" said Ghengis.

After Felch and Mart7x5 got a fire going the party was really bouncing.

"Now all we need is some fish to barbeque" said AGD.
"I think I can help you catch some," said GJRamsey, "If you lend me some of your rods and line"
"Sure," replied ADG, "just ask Guynemer"
"Where is your brother, anyway?" asked MattH?

The party fell silent. In all the fun the villagers hadn't noticed that Guynemer still hadn't come with the fishing kit.

Each villager took a burning branch from the fire and went back to the hut on the outside of the village where Guynemer and ADG lived.

"Hey!" called ADG "Have you got a woman in there?"

There was no reply.

ADG frowned and unlocked the door quickly. The villagers rushed together into the house.

Guynemer lay on the floor, clearly dead. Doc bent down to examine the corpse.
"He's got a red line accross his neck, just like Rah," he observed.
"Let me see my brother," demanded ADG, pushing the others out the way. "He's still breathing! Help him Doc!"
"Watch out!" shouted Theben.

It was too late. ADG's flaming branch accidentally caught HongHu in the back of the head as he pushed through. Her hairspray ignited with a single "Whoomphf", setting fire to the curtains. The wooden walls began to burn.

"Everyone out!" ordered the Duke "Now!"
"But... but..." ADG tried to go back to his brother, but the crowd carried him out of the door.

The village could only watch as the hut burnt rapidly to the ground.

It is now day, and the villagers can vote

-Jam

[Tuberski]

Jackasses let a coin-flip set the mafia free and kill an innocent man......



ACK!

[Jamski]

Name

Job

Status



01) Zopperoni

Butler to DoY

alive



02) HongHu

Teacher

alive


03) Spaced Cowboy

Cattle Rancher

alive


04) Rasputin

Priest

dead - village



05) FlameFlash

Altar Boy

dead - strangled and beaten by
the mafia



06) Frozzy

Unemployed Alchoholic

dead - village



07) Jon Miller

Librarian

dead - village



08) Tuberski

Vet

dead - village



09) MrBaggins
Tabacconist

dead - burnt alive



10) Ghengis Farb
Amature Landscape Painter

alive


11) GJRamsey
Author

alive


12) Theben
Butcher

alive


13) Alva
Retired Major

dead - shot in the rain by the
mafia



14) Vlad Antlerkov
Postman

alive


15)CapitanGarlic
Greengrocer

dead - village



16) Drogue
Stable boy

dead - strangled and beaten



17) Skanky Burns
Barkeeper

alive


18) Kassiopeia
Reindeer Farmer

alive


19) Spiffor
Baker's Apprentice

dead - village



20) Doc
Doctor

alive


21) Rah
Tavern Owner

dead - strangled



22) MattH
Police Constable

alive


23) Chaunk
Golf Caddy

dead - killed by the mafia -
strangled and beaten with a golf club.



24) Felch
Mechanic

alive


25) Guynemer
Fisherman

dead - strangled and burnt alive



26) ADG
Fisherman's brother

alive


27) Mart7x5
Carpenter

alive


28) Duke of York
Local Landowner

alive

The clues are enroute as usual

-Jam