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  • And I had stuff I was doing on Saturday night, too.

    :withX-massHat
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • I actually have a second computer doing work stuff right now, darn those users demanding the system being available during work hours.

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      • Unfortunately was mostly browsing Poly, alva.
        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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        • kill now,,, oh you mighty mafiosas... revenge my foolish early death
          GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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          • I was having a life last night, and I just logged on now expecting to be dead. Thankfully I was not punished for partying last night, although my spine is a little sore.
            John Brown did nothing wrong.

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            • I tried my best.
              I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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              • Ok...

                /me gives into popular demand *

                Scene 12 : The 7th Morning

                It was a fine Sunday morning in Apolytown. The sun was shining, the rainclouds had gone away, and noone had been killed for at least 24 hours. Perhaps the nightmare was over.

                But then Zopperoni woke the Duke up with the news.
                "Good morning sir. There were no disturbances in the night, you'll be pleased to hear."
                "No shootings?"
                "No shootings, sir"
                "No burning houses?"
                "No sir."

                The Duke was pretty happy to hear this. He go out of bed, looked at the weather and decided to go for a ride. He hurried off to the stables to get his horse.

                He was not the only one with this idea, in fact the whole village was on the way to the stables already, most arriving at the same time as the Duke.

                "Drogue! Drogue! Where are you boy?" shouted the Duke "Where's my horse?"

                There was no reply.

                With the greatest care, he opened the stable door. Drogue was hanging upside down from the ceiling, with the reins of Duke's horse around his neck. As the stable door opened it was clear that Drogue had been strangled. The bruises on his body were probably caused by the bridle lying on the floor underneath him.

                "He's dead" confirmed Doc. "Strangled and beaten"

                "Oh crap," said Duke.

                It is now an extra long day and the villagers can consider voting

                -Jam
                Last edited by Jamski; March 21, 2004, 06:53.
                1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                  Name Job Status
                  01) Zopperoni Butler to DoY alive
                  02) HongHu Teacher alive
                  03) Spaced Cowboy Cattle Rancher alive
                  04) Rasputin Priest dead - village
                  05) FlameFlash Altar Boy dead - strangled and beaten by the mafia
                  06) Frozzy Unemployed Alchoholic dead - village
                  07) Jon Miller Librarian dead - village
                  08) Tuberski Vet alive
                  09) MrBaggins Tabacconist dead - burnt alive
                  10) Ghengis Farb Amature Landscape Painter alive
                  11) GJRamsey Author alive
                  12) Theben Butcher alive
                  13) Alva Retired Major dead - shot in the rain by the mafia
                  14) Vlad Antlerkov Postman alive
                  15)CapitanGarlic Greengrocer dead - village
                  16) Drogue Stable boy dead - strangled and beaten
                  17) Skanky Burns Barkeeper alive
                  18) Kassiopeia Reindeer Farmer alive
                  19) Spiffor Baker's Apprentice dead - village
                  20) Doc Doctor alive
                  21) Rah Tavern Owner dead - strangled
                  22) MattH Police Constable alive
                  23) Chaunk Golf Caddy dead - killed by the mafia - strangled and beaten with a golf club.
                  24) Felch Mechanic alive
                  25) Guynemer Fisherman alive
                  26) ADG Fisherman's brother alive
                  27) Mart7x5 Carpenter alive
                  28) Duke of York Local Landowner alive
                  Clues enroute as usual.

                  -Jam
                  1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                  That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                  Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                  Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                  • Originally posted by Jamski
                    "He's dead" confirmed Doc. "Strangled and beaten"
                    I know a guy who likes his Martinis that way, "strangled and beaten, not stirred."

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                    • Originally posted by GhengisFarb

                      I know a guy who likes his Martinis that way, "strangled and beaten, not stirred."
                      And who knows how to make them that way? Skanky Burns, of course!
                      cIV list: cheats
                      Now watch this drive!

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                      • for me it's 50-50 so i vote Skanky Burns
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                        • Purple Shoes--sorry Skanky, but there seems to be mounting evidence that you were involved.
                          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                          • What evidence??
                            The "shaken not stirred" sure is clever but not really evidence, is it.
                            IE It COULD be correct but it is some leap to make.

                            Then again, what do I care...Kill Skanks!!!: doitnow!:
                            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                            • Ok, the first mafia is still out there beating and strangling.

                              Just to add some mix to it, Tuberski could have a reason to be at the stables, and he may be a golfer, and he just didn't trust what the alter boy heard....plus trying to take out Alva twice....sounds good to me

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                              • So we had one person shot, one person beaten, one person burned and three people strangled and beaten?

                                Either the Strangler and Beater are very industrious or the other Mafia has split personalities.

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