Why can't I play a long-ball game?
- Vovan (sub)
- Spaced
- alva
- Hueji (keeper)
- Spike
- Zopperoni???
- Frozzy
- Urban Ranger
- Duck o' York
Nearly full...
-Jam

Never was a tech monkey. 

This is 5-a-side. Goal-hanging is compulsory, especially for old fat blokes who can't run up and down the pitch all the time.
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