Mafia 10: May Apolyton Find Its Assassins

[Hercules]

Alas poor Guynemer. It looks like our cosy discussions, down by the river, about who is the mafia are coming to an end. To some extent because we are fishing friends, I hesitated to believe you are one, but I was coming to that conclusion.

And that tidy doctor's salary of yours was building up nicely. Have you made a will in case you don't want your estate and money going into the development fund by default. I owe you that.

Thebeeeyeeen's (is that correct) bank account didn't amount to much. Not much of a future in tailoring.

[Hercules]

Honghu:

Sweepstake: Skanky Burns and Herc

I wonder what that's about.


For the sweepstake, ADG and GhengisFarb

[Jamski]

IT"S MORE ABOUT STAYING ALIVE THAN ACTUALLY GETTING THE MAFIA.

Which is great unless the Mafia kills you

-Jam

[rah]

Which is the second point. If you're docpiling, you are not as big as a threat to the mafias, and not as likely a target. And Docpiling has nailed some Mafias.

[alva]

You can say that again...




PS: Don't even think about it Jamski.

[vovan]

I am still confident Hercules is a Mafia.

[Guynemer]

sigh... had a feeling that would happen.

I don't blame you guys, but I'm sorry to report that we have once again failed to catch the Mafia. I am an innocent man. I only ask that I be allowed to adminster to myself a combination of drugs that will quickly and painlessly end my life. Any and all may supervise.

[alva]

No drugs !!!!! Be a man and use a pointy thingy...

[Hercules]

Alva:

No drugs !!!!! Be a man and use a pointy thingy...

.

I think he wants you to fall forward on to a pitch fork.

[Guynemer]

I humbly beg you--I accept your death sentence, though wrongly accused I am. Please, allow me to expire in relative peace.

[Hercules]

In light of continuing murderous events, Hercules sits down on the river bank to consider his fellow villagers. It is at times like this he wishes he owned an alsatian or terrier. Instead all he had was a goldfish in a bowl. An alarm fish: Bubble Bubble.

Anyhow:

ADG: Seems to quietly get on with running the food store. No obvious connections to the deaths.

GhengisFarb: Had connections with Thebannnnnn who in turn worked occasionally with the ( late) mountain boys. Claims to post a massive amount of posts every day but strangely reticent in this current game.

Vovan: Obsessional Blacksmith with one track mind: me.

Skanky Burns: Village hero but with a past.

CapitanGarlic: Generally keeping low profile but must be aware that mafia are known to have long association with the hospitality and entertainment industry. ie people who work in Inns.
'How do you like your horses head sir,' Still hasn't given answer as to why Zopp struggled in his death pangs to his door. Was this a clue

Rah: Don't you dare vote for him. He makes a very convincing case, repeatedly, of it not being him. Could be a wonderful strategy. His pet hobby is spotting and killing mafia before they kill him. Needs to be kept alive so as we can be enlightened of all the devious ploys he has used.

Hercules: amateur banker detective but with a small fan base (see above)

Spaced Cowboy: kinda been there , done that. but is he doing it again.

[Kassiopeia]

No doubt about who'll bite the dust this time. This round took a bit longer than it should have, I've been occupied.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	Guynemer	&nbsp	Guynemer	Rah
Skanky Burns	Guynemer	&nbsp	Spaced Cowboy	Guynemer
Hercules	Guynemer	&nbsp	Rah	Guynemer
GhengisFarb	Guynemer	&nbsp	CapitanGarlic	N/A
Vovan	Hercules	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Jonny	Mafia (Impalement) - R1	&nbsp	Drogue	Village - R1
Spiffor	Mafia (Suffocation) - R2	&nbsp	DrSpike	Village - R2
Vlad Antlerkov	Mafia (Impalement) - R3	&nbsp	Duke o' york	Village - R3
Pave	Mafia (Suffocation) - R4	&nbsp	Alva	Village - R4
HongHu	Mafia (Impalement) - R5	&nbsp	Jon Miller	Village - R5
Jamski	Mafia (Suffocation) - R6	&nbsp	FlameFlash	Village - R6
Zopperoni	Mafia (Impalement) - R7	&nbsp	Frozzy	Village - R7
Theben	Mafia (Suffocation) - R8	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Day		&nbsp	1) Guynemer - 6 2) Hercules, Rah - 1

[Kassiopeia]

Act Eight, continued

It was time for Guynemer to go.

"I am an innocent man. I only ask that I be allowed to adminster to myself a combination of drugs that will quickly and painlessly end my life. Any and all may supervise", the Doctor begged..

"Silence, evil Mafia! We'll kill you any way we want to!" The innkeeper Rah shouted.

"I have an idea", said Spaced Cowboy. The villagers locked the poor man of medicine into a small wooden shed, which they then burned down.

Act Nine

Early in the morning Spaced Cowboy woke up the sound of his door and the barricades behind it crashing violently down. He grabbed his cleaver and ran downstairs to see what had happened. On the porch was the postman Skanky Burns, covered in his own blood.

"T....", he managed to utter.

"What? To? Te? Th? Ta? Who was it?"

"I can't name him, that'd be too easy. So all I'm going to say is: T... aargh", Skanky Burns said, and promptly died, a pitchfork protruding from his back.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	N/A	&nbsp	CapitanGarlic	N/A
Vovan	N/A	&nbsp	Spaced Cowboy	N/A
Hercules	N/A	&nbsp	Rah	N/A
GhengisFarb	N/A	&nbsp	&nbsp	N/A
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Jonny	Mafia (Impalement) - R1	&nbsp	Drogue	Village - R1
Spiffor	Mafia (Suffocation) - R2	&nbsp	DrSpike	Village - R2
Vlad Antlerkov	Mafia (Impalement) - R3	&nbsp	Duke o' york	Village - R3
Pave	Mafia (Suffocation) - R4	&nbsp	Alva	Village - R4
HongHu	Mafia (Impalement) - R5	&nbsp	Jon Miller	Village - R5
Jamski	Mafia (Suffocation) - R6	&nbsp	FlameFlash	Village - R6
Zopperoni	Mafia (Impalement) - R7	&nbsp	Frozzy	Village - R7
Theben	Mafia (Suffocation) - R8	&nbsp	Guynemer	Village - R8
Skanky Burns	Mafia (Impalement) - R9	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Day		&nbsp	&nbsp

Next time, I'll try to throw in something more subtle yet useful if interpreted right. We're running out of villagers, and I want to give you some help. Not that I already haven't, but it's not my fault if you haven't picked it/them up.

[Guynemer]

Burned alive?!?!

Un****ingbelievable! I provide years of medical service to you people, and what thanks do I get? Wrongly accused of murder--and yet, I humbly and quietly resign myself to your judgment, asking only to go peacefully.

BURNED ALIVE?!

I'm gonna haunt you mother****ers like you wouldn't believe. With my medical knowledge and ghostly abilities, I'll invisibly slip in and out of your chambers and slap you around in the most sensitive areas possible.

Burned alive... ****ing ingrates!

[Jonny]

Interesting... so Frozzy didn't impale me, after all.