Mafia 10: May Apolyton Find Its Assassins

[vovan]

Originally posted by Hercules
Vovan: Well you are consistent.

I am, yes.

Originally posted by Hercules
Did I wrong you in the last game or something.

No. I don't judge by previous games, nor by any other threads. It's just you seem suspicious to me.

Originally posted by Hercules
Maybe we should commission a giant sculpture to all the wronged dead villagers.

If I turn out to be wrong about you being the Mafia - which I greatly doubt - I will personally donate some money to this development fund of yours to erect a statue in your honor.

[alva]

I can vouch for Vovan's consistency, not for his analystic skills though

[Hercules]

Good story writing skills, but I agree with you about analysis.

Say Vovan aren't you the Blacksmith. You know familar with iron work and scissors and ploughs, knives and forks. Did I say Forks. Naw that's silly that's too obvious.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Theben
But then, how else would you pad a post count to 9+ per day?

I don't know, I don't think I've ever been able to keep my PPD that low.

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Jamski
Its obviously Skanky. (He just told me on Eventis ) Sorry, Skanky, but next time, don't be so trusting

-Jam

Implying that someone is the mafia, even accusing them of being the mafia - both are funny. Plain lying though, especially when other people here can't verify these facts...

For the record, if I were the mafia I wouldn't be telling anyone. Ain't that right, Frozzy?

[Frozzy]

I am the Mafia. Vote for me.

/me hopes it will save him

[duke o' york]

Originally posted by Jamski

Its obviously Skanky. (He just told me on Eventis ) Sorry, Skanky, but next time, don't be so trusting

Can you post a link to the thread at Eventis, or are you a lying (dead) crook?

I'm amazed that the spelling of Thibben's name has got so bad that many people have started calling him Frozzy in this docpile. Still, stranger things have happened in Mafia.

[Skanky Burns]

I would like a link to that too.

[DrSpike]

Even if you knew the thread was there you'd give up wading through the piles of spam.

[Hercules]

Hey with the delay, maybe we got one.

[Theben]

Originally posted by duke o' york
I'm amazed that the spelling of Thibben's name has got so bad that many people have started calling him Frozzy in this docpile. Still, stranger things have happened in Mafia.

It is shameful. Too bad Kass will think they actually mean Frozzy, not me.

[rah]

Originally posted by duke o' york
I'm amazed that the spelling of Thibben's name has got so bad that many people have started calling him Frozzy in this docpile.

Classic line of the day.

[Kassiopeia]

Frozzy is next in line.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	Frozzy	&nbsp	Guynemer	Frozzy
Skanky Burns	Frozzy	&nbsp	Spaced Cowboy	Frozzy
Hercules	N/A	&nbsp	Rah	Frozzy
GhengisFarb	Frozzy	&nbsp	Theben	CapitanGarlic
Vovan	Hercules	&nbsp	CapitanGarlic	Theben
Frozzy	N/A	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Jonny	Mafia (Impalement) - R1	&nbsp	Drogue	Village - R1
Spiffor	Mafia (Suffocation) - R2	&nbsp	DrSpike	Village - R2
Vlad Antlerkov	Mafia (Impalement) - R3	&nbsp	Duke o' york	Village - R3
Pave	Mafia (Suffocation) - R4	&nbsp	Alva	Village - R4
HongHu	Mafia (Impalement) - R5	&nbsp	Jon Miller	Village - R5
Jamski	Mafia (Suffocation) - R6	&nbsp	FlameFlash	Village - R6
Zopperoni	Mafia (Impalement) - R7	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Day		&nbsp	1) Frozzy - 6 2) Hercules, CapitanGarlic, Theben - 1

[Kassiopeia]

Act Seven, continued

The silent ones are always the most suspicious ones. Frozzy was taken to the gallows, and then to ADG's cold storeroom in case the food shipment couldn't make it in time.

Act Eight

The next morning, Skanky Burns opened his door, but only to get some fresh air before closing it and barricading it again. He noticed a strange lump of clothes lying in the middle of the road, and against his better judgment went to investigate. It was Theben's body, with its face frozen in an expression of terror. Next to it was another piece of rope, from the suffocator no doubt.

When the village gathered to witness the sight, Vovan decided to check its pockets. In there was found a piece of paper with the following writing:

Go ahead, condemn me to die. I no longer care, for my life has meaning no more. I grew up in this village; I've known most everyone here all my life. And now they are dead. DEAD! All of us! You still move and breathe, but are not living. We who cared so deeply for each other are now torn by mistrust; we dare not leave our doors open nor take pleasure in each others' company. No... we sculk about, aimless, mindless: broken only by the summons to send another neighbor screaming to an unjust death by day; at night, cowering in our homes, fearful to sleep, lest a moments unwariness be the moment the enemy finds his way into our parlor.

And when shall this end? How many have been sent to the netherworld, and what do we have to show for it? NOTHING! I tell you this: my death shall not ease your suffering. Place another innocents blood on your hands, fools, for I am not the mafia. But I accept my death: indeed, it is more desirable to me then life without meaning. But I will choose my method of death.

The final sentence made a few villagers chuckle. "I guess he was preparing a mighty speech in case we decided to execute him. Melodramatic as always", GhengisFarb said.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	N/A	&nbsp	Guynemer	N/A
Skanky Burns	N/A	&nbsp	Spaced Cowboy	N/A
Hercules	N/A	&nbsp	Rah	N/A
GhengisFarb	N/A	&nbsp	CapitanGarlic	N/A
Vovan	N/A	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Jonny	Mafia (Impalement) - R1	&nbsp	Drogue	Village - R1
Spiffor	Mafia (Suffocation) - R2	&nbsp	DrSpike	Village - R2
Vlad Antlerkov	Mafia (Impalement) - R3	&nbsp	Duke o' york	Village - R3
Pave	Mafia (Suffocation) - R4	&nbsp	Alva	Village - R4
HongHu	Mafia (Impalement) - R5	&nbsp	Jon Miller	Village - R5
Jamski	Mafia (Suffocation) - R6	&nbsp	FlameFlash	Village - R6
Zopperoni	Mafia (Impalement) - R7	&nbsp	Frozzy	Village - R7
Theben	Mafia (Suffocation) - R8	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Day		&nbsp	&nbsp

[Snowflake]

Why, oh why, have we allowed the evil mafias break our little village like this?

For all the innocent people, wouldn't you be able to stand up with a straight face and say to the people one reason why they should believe you?