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**DrSpike** · December 4, 2003, 05:26

I sent brutal orders for round 3...........is Tass too scared to respond?

**Nubclear** · December 4, 2003, 05:55

My orders were sent a long while ago

Are you too afraid to CRITIQUE "Gangstas"?

**DrSpike** · December 4, 2003, 06:19

Well I sent my orders last night, so maybe Skanky Meridius is off at the whorehouse again.

**Nubclear** · December 4, 2003, 06:32

You didn't answer my question

**Sheep** · December 4, 2003, 06:41

Asmodeon where are you with my fight? I send m orders in a while ago.

**Skanky Burns** · December 4, 2003, 06:57

I didn't receive your orders, Spikie. Please resend.

**Asmodean** · December 4, 2003, 07:06

So crowd...we are gathered here to witness this most epic of fights:

Round 1 of the championship battle between ADG Mysterius and Sheepus of Germania. The contestants have been warming up all morning, and they should now be ready for the bout.

The contestants are circling each other, trying to spot an opening in the defenses of the opponent. Both have advantages in offense but the defense of ADG looks superior to that of Sheepus, what with his sword and shield, while Sheepus only has a net and a trifork.

Suddenly Sheepus throws his net at ADG. The crowd roars....but he misses, and ADG moves past the trifork to lash out at Sheepus with his sword. Sheepus has no chance to dodge, and ADG cuts a gash in Sheepus right arm for two points damage.

Sheepus quickly recovers, though. He has his net secure again, and quickly throws it at ADG Mysterius. This time he catches ADG on the wrong foot, and the net holds ADG. Sheepus follows up with a stab from the trifork - it sinks in to the left thigh of ADG for three points damage.

So after round 1 ADG Mysterius has 7 points remaining, while Sheepus of Germania has 8 points remaining.

Asmodean

**Skanky Burns** · December 4, 2003, 07:29

Vovan and Vlad both need to resend your orders too.
Neither of you have 10 points left, so you can't allocate 10 points this round.

**Jamski** · December 4, 2003, 08:25

YAY! Blood on the sand! Mars invictus triumphalis!

I may have to ressurrect Jamskius Secondus

-Jam

**Skanky Burns** · December 4, 2003, 08:39

No complaints here.

**DrSpike** · December 4, 2003, 10:01

You're just guilty because you killed him.

Btw I'll resend in a minute.

**Adagio** · December 4, 2003, 10:06

Nooooo..........

I'll send the orders for round two in a few minutes... waiting for both orders for 2nd round...

**Adagio** · December 4, 2003, 10:27

Hmm... I'm kinda getting lost at the moment... are we still playing the tournament, or did we go over to play "Fight against me, or be branded as a coward!"

And what happens if:

Player1: Attack 2, dodge 3, power 5
Player2: Attack 3, dodge 2, power 5

Player1 attacks as hard as Player2 dodges, and the same the other way around...

**Skanky Burns** · December 4, 2003, 10:44

If attack = defence then it is a hit (as per DrSpike's ruling in Jamski and my fight).

**Skanky Burns** · December 4, 2003, 10:52

Spikian vs Tassadarius Round 4

The two rivals circle each other, looking for any signs of weakness. Spikian spots an opening and lunges. Tassadarius however had already spotted the calculating look in Spikian's eye, dropped his sword and ran with all his might away from his opponent. No attack was made by him.

A random stable-hand passes Tassadarius a replacement sword as once again calls from the crowd for blood grow louder.

Spikian of Physiciae - 10 hitpoints
Fratre Tassadarius - 9 hitpoints

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