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  • HeHe...the stories are great. Of course it helps a bit that ADG and I are really going at each other

    Asmodean
    Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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    • I like the details of the wounds. Yummy

      -Jam
      1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
      That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
      Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
      Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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      • I will continue on with the story when I receive orders from Skanky, ADG, and Asmodean
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        • Orders sent

          -Jam
          1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
          That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
          Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
          Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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          • I sent my orders.
            Oh well, sending again.
            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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            • Originally posted by Asmodean
              HeHe...the stories are great. Of course it helps a bit that ADG and I are really going at each other

              Asmodean

              Yep




              At least we keep the announcer awake



              Btw, next round's skills are sent
              This space is empty... or is it?

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              • Welcome again fight fans to round five of the dance, er, I mean bout between Skanky Meridius and Spikian of Physiciae.

                Skanky turned to Spikian while motioning to what was left of his thigh and said, "What is up with that! I am going to need a number 10 can opener to open this giant size can of whoop A$$ that I'm about to give to you."

                While Spikian replied, "What---EVER!, You touch me with sword again and I'll DL and get L33t on that hiney."

                And so we enter another exciting round between these two combatants. That is, if your idea of exciting is watching paint dry.

                Anyhoo, the contestants start the all to familiar circling and probing, while we are all wondering who will be the lead in this dance.

                Well we did not have to wait long to find out. Skanky stopped dead in his tracks and stood in a standoffish manner. He stretched out his shield hand (sans shield) and in a Matrix like manner gave Spikian the come on with it wave in.

                This did not sit to well with Spikian, and he closed to about half a meter of Skanky. Skanky dropped his arm and remained perfectly still with both arms at his side. Spikian reached back with his sword and started a massive roundhouse blow aimed at Skanky's head. Skanky did not even flinch.

                At this point I did not know what was going on, it appeared that Skanky, for some reason, had given up the contest and was about to be beheaded. But then something happened. Skanky brought his sword up in an inside to outside circle at a speed which I've never witnessed before.

                Just as Spikian's blade approached Skanky's neck, Skanky's sword blocked the powerful move, not by striking the blade, but by striking Spikian's wrist. Spkian's hand and sword continued to move behind Skanky's head while blood sprayed out of the stump that was Spikian's hand onto Skanky's face.

                The sword was spinning as it landed about ten meters away with Spikian's hand still attached, index finger still twitching. It did manage to nick Skanky's neck as it flew by and spun back around from the force of the collision, but did no real damage.

                Skanky Meridius has 7 points remaining and Spikian of Physiciae has only 4 points remaing.

                I do not think that this one will last much longer.
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                • Bugger.

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                  • Wordy.



                    And I have not received Asmodean's orders for the next round.
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                    • The crowd are getting all the blood they wanted

                      -Jam
                      1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                      That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                      Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                      Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                      • Orders sent

                        Asmodean
                        Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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                        • Originally posted by ADG



                          Yep




                          At least we keep the announcer awake



                          Btw, next round's skills are sent
                          ADG, can you send again? I wrote them down at work and did think that I deleted the PM??? but must have. I think that I remember your orders, but just in case. I'll check back in morning (16 hours). Oh, I'm at home now and have asmos. Also if skanky and spikey were to send their in the interim...that would be great.
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                          • You can pick mine, since it is impossible to win from such a large deficit, assuming Skanky isn't a complete fool.

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                            • Assume he IS a complete fool.

                              -Jam
                              1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                              That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                              Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                              Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                              • Now I'm going to feel really bad should I manage to lose this one.
                                I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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