GLADIATORS - 'poly

[DrSpike]

Wow I can't believe my reverse psychology worked! Haha, now I live and I shall return with no need for resurrection!

[Jamski]

But as a SHAMED fighter, having to fight against TIGERS.

-Jam

[DrSpike]

Shut it, you're dead.

[Jamski]

Better to die like a lion than live like a dog.

-Jam

[Jamski]

Unfortunately I died like a dog, combining the worst of both. *sigh*

-Jam

[Asmodean]

Originally posted by ADG


Yes...


Though I thought I also posted something here

Doesn't matter. Obviously Spacious Cowdius has better things to do today.

Asmodean

[Jamski]

What could be better than playing Gladiators? I can't think of ONE thing.

-Jam

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by DrSpike
Wow I can't believe my reverse psychology worked! Haha, now I live and I shall return with no need for resurrection!

I am glad you are happy. Now go fetch me a drink. With ice and a straw.

[Spaced Cowboy]

ADG the Mysterious against Asmodean the Varangian start their third round of battle both shieldless and drunken from bloodlust.

They are also both very tired and somewhat weak from their incredible battle. However, both seem determined to fight to the finish.

Both contestants approach each other and start a massive slow swing at the same time to each others head. Niether contestant seems to have the strength to both swing and dodge as both swords land at the same instant.

ADG's sword digs in across the top of Asmodean's left eyelid and continues on taking out the bridge of Asmodean's nose in a big hunk. The force of the blow pops Asmodean's eyeball in a splash of crimson, gristle, and puss.

Asmodean's sword lands on the fold of skin between the teeth of ADG's open mouth. It continues on its path from fold to teeth to tongue to teeth to opposite fold and out creating a cool pattern of red toothly projectiles centered around a flying bloody tongue tip. ADG's jaw also has a nice thirty degree tilt to it now as it looks to be dehinged on the left side.

How these guys are still standing is beyond me.

ADG has 2 points remaining and Asmodean has 2 points remaining.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Jamski
What could be better than playing Gladiators? I can't think of ONE thing.

-Jam

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
This poses an interesting question though.
Should I let him live, how does he grow a new hand before his next match?

God (or insert diety of your choice) restores all Gladiators back to pristine condition beofre their next fight. Else, I wouldn't have as much fun with the blow by blow.

[Asmodean]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
ADG the Mysterious against Asmodean the Varangian start their third round of battle both shieldless and drunken from bloodlust.

They are also both very tired and somewhat weak from their incredible battle. However, both seem determined to fight to the finish.

Both contestants approach each other and start a massive slow swing at the same time to each others head. Niether contestant seems to have the strength to both swing and dodge as both swords land at the same instant.

ADG's sword digs in across the top of Asmodean's left eyelid and continues on taking out the bridge of Asmodean's nose in a big hunk. The force of the blow pops Asmodean's eyeball in a splash of crimson, gristle, and puss.

Asmodean's sword lands on the fold of skin between the teeth of ADG's open mouth. It continues on its path from fold to teeth to tongue to teeth to opposite fold and out creating a cool pattern of red toothly projectiles centered around a flying bloody tongue tip. ADG's jaw also has a nice thirty degree tilt to it now as it looks to be dehinged on the left side.

How these guys are still standing is beyond me.

ADG has 2 points remaining and Asmodean has 2 points remaining.

That has to be the goriest description ever, of any battle in world history.

Asmodean

[Adagio]

Damn... this is getting interesting

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Asmodean




That has to be the goriest description ever, of any battle in world history.

Asmodean

So impressed that you forgot to send your next set of orders?

And where is Nuclear Master? I know that both Vovan and I have sent in our orders. We might need someone to fill in for us. Volunteers?

[Asmodean]

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy


So impressed that you forgot to send your next set of orders?

I have now

Asmodean