A Few Basic Questions

[Nubclear]

This is just to see how much you know (and, of course, finding out certain facts about groups of people. But ignore that part). Don't search things up or else you're evil. Also note that this is a modified version of the original and that ZAKARY KOZLOV deserves credit for the original.

ALSO, THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR DEBATE OR . Keep it outside of this thread.

FIRST, STATE THE FOLLOWING ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. What is your age?
2. What is your sex?
3. What is your religion?
4. What is your political affiliation (Shi, Ming, et al: Put republican. Che, Sava, et al: Put democrat. Those are you only two options.)
5. Do you consider yourself intelligent?

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

1. What is the name of your country?

2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast?

3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast?

4. What is the name of your county?

5. What is the capital of your county?

6. What is the capital of your country?

7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES?

8. What is the official name of Libya?

9. What is the capital of the CHINA?

10. What is the capital of INDONESIA?

11. What is the approx. population of INDIA?

12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES?

13. What continent is EGYPT on?

14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION?

15. What is 3 to the fifth power?

16. What is life?

17. Prove that god exists.

18. Name the capital of UTAH.

19. What is a bakers dozen?

20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number.

21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860.

22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray.

23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem.

24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race?

25. What does SARS stand for?

26. Where did SARS begin?

27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.

28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz.

29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state.

30. Titanic is unsinkable.

31. Will the infidels die?

32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN?

33. Which is happier? , , , , , or

34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world.

35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"?

36. Does Santa exist?

37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?

38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?

39. How many spelling errors are in this document?

40. Prove aliens exist.

41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA?

42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?

42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape?

42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting?

43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty?

44. Are children born pure?

45. Do ghosts exist?

46. Have UFOs visited the Earth?

47. Is this pointless?

48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)?

49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats?

50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine?
50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks?

[MRT144]

GREAT SPAMMA JAMMA!

[DarthVeda]

What the hell does 50 have to do with the rest of this?

[JohnT]

Re: A Few Basic Questions

1. What is your age? 36

2. What is your sex? Male

3. What is your religion? Roman Catholic

4. What is your political affiliation (Shi, Ming, et al: Put republican. Che, Sava, et al: Put democrat. Those are you only two options.) Republican.

5. Do you consider yourself intelligent? Don't we all?

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

1. What is the name of your country? United States of America

2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast? Tennessee

3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast? Nashville

4. What is the name of your county? Knox

5. What is the capital of your county? Knoxville

6. What is the capital of your country? Washington DC

7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES? See above.

8. What is the official name of Libya? I officially call it "Libya". What they call themselves, I don't know.

9. What is the capital of the CHINA? Peking

10. What is the capital of INDONESIA? Jakarta

11. What is the approx. population of INDIA? 909,450,587 (I counted).

12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES? Since this is Tassadar asking this, I gotta go with NORWAY.

13. What continent is EGYPT on? Africa.

14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION? Do they have one? If so, Russian Orthodox.

15. What is 3 to the fifth power? 243

16. What is life? The opposite of death.

17. Prove that god exists. I'm here, aren't I?

18. Name the capital of UTAH. Salt Lake City

19. What is a bakers dozen? 13

20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number. -101

21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860. No.

22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray. Translate this phrase.

23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem. uh... 150,000,000?

24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race? They both will.

25. What does SARS stand for? Severe-Acute Respiratory Syndrome.

26. Where did SARS begin? Patient zero.

27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest. Marsha, Bob, Janie, Jon

28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz. So? Where's the question?

29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state. Depends upon whom you ask.

30. Titanic is unsinkable. Or so they said.

31. Will the infidels die? As will the faithful.

32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN? False.

33. Which is happier? , , , , , or



34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world. False.

35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"? (flips coin, lands on edge. Next!)

36. Does Santa exist? He does in our house!

37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?

38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence? Of course.

39. How many spelling errors are in this document? All your base are belong to us...

40. Prove aliens exist. Have you ever been to Utah?

41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA? The sorry bastard has never invited me to dinner, so I don't know.

42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?

The real question is, why was that movie so stupid?

42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape? My question is how the hell did she make it, considering she was IN A FREAKIN' WELL UNTIL HER DYING BREATH????

42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting? Yeah, because he was estranged.

43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty? I did.

44. Are children born pure? Have you ever been to a live childbirth? The gray, chalky stuff that newborns are covered with is just NASTY!

45. Do ghosts exist? Not in any verifiable form.

46. Have UFOs visited the Earth? See question 45.

47. Is this pointless? Kept me up another 10 minutes, so, no.

48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)? What a timely question! No.

49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats? DOGS!!!!!!

50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine? No.
50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks? No. [/QUOTE]

[Jarvin]

1. What is your age?
Forever Young

2. What is your sex?
Male

3. What is your religion?
Christian by technicality

4. What is your political affiliation (Shi, Ming, et al: Put republican. Che, Sava, et al: Put democrat. Those are you only two options.)
Republican

5. Do you consider yourself intelligent?
In some fields

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

1. What is the name of your country?
United States of America

2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast?
California

3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast?
Sacramento

4. What is the name of your county?
San Diego

5. What is the capital of your county?
San Diego

6. What is the capital of your country?
Washington DC

7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES?
Washington DC

8. What is the official name of Libya?
Hell if i know (or care really)

9. What is the capital of the CHINA?
Bejing

10. What is the capital of INDONESIA?
Jakarta (i think)

11. What is the approx. population of INDIA?
1 Billion

12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES?
If you believe the jackasses at the UN, Norway does, but i dont believe it.

13. What continent is EGYPT on?
Africa

14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION?
I'm not sure it has one, but if it does its probably Easter Orthodox

15. What is 3 to the fifth power?
243

16. What is life?
That little annoyance between naps

17. Prove that god exists.
Make me

18. Name the capital of UTAH.
Salt Lake City (i think)

19. What is a bakers dozen?
13

20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number.
negative 101

21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860.
No

22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray.
Nope

23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem.
1 out of 10 (guessing)

24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race?
Assuming the dragon is just now starting, they tie.

25. What does SARS stand for?
Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (i think)

26. Where did SARS begin?
South East Asia

27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.
Can't be done

28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz.
Not necessarily

29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state.
I dont think so

30. Titanic is unsinkable.
It could sink into the sand at the bottom of the sea i guess.

31. Will the infidels die?
Nope

32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN?
probably

33. Which is happier? , , , , , or
What?

34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world.
False

35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"?
I have no idea

36. Does Santa exist?
He did at one time, he's dead now

37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?
This is un-answerable, we dont know all the dimensions and whatnot of the lead

38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?
The yoga people claim it is

39. How many spelling errors are in this document?
I wasnt counting

40. Prove aliens exist.
Nope

41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA?
What?

42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?
What?

42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape?
What?!?

42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting?
Once again, what?

43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty?
A few of them, i s'pose.

44. Are children born pure?
Not according to the catholic church

45. Do ghosts exist?
I doubt it.

46. Have UFOs visited the Earth?
Nope

47. Is this pointless?
Not really, but its a watse of time.

48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)?
The one i put on my resume was

49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats?
Cats

50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine?
Yep

50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks?
Nope

[Jaguar]

Re: A Few Basic Questions

What the ****? I would do this if there weren't so many stupid questions.

[Ben Kenobi]

1. What is your age?
Well, I FEEL old today.

2. What is your sex?
Male

3. What is your religion?
Christian, Evangelical Mennonite

4. What is your political affiliation (Shi, Ming, et al: Put republican. Che, Sava, et al: Put democrat. Those are you only two options.)
Republican

5. Do you consider yourself intelligent?
According to Tom Edison, no.


1. What is the name of your country?
Canada

2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast?
British Columbia

3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast?
Victoria

4. What is the name of your county?
(Electoral district here in Canada.) Vancouver-Pt. Grey

5. What is the capital of your county?
Same as above

6. What is the capital of your country?
Ottawa

7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES?
Washington DC

8. What is the official name of Libya?
Don't know off the top of my head.

9. What is the capital of the CHINA?
Beijing

10. What is the capital of INDONESIA?
Jakarta

11. What is the approx. population of INDIA?
1 billion

12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES?
Norway

13. What continent is EGYPT on?
Africa and Asia are acceptable answers

14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION?
Orthodox Christian

15. What is 3 to the fifth power?
3*3*3*3*3 = 9*9*3 = 81 *3 = 243

16. What is life?
Any organism with the intrinsic capacity to procreate, respirate and grow.

17. Prove that god exists.
St. Anselm's argument. God is the highest thing that men can conceive. If we could conceive of something higher than this, we would call this being God. Therefore, so long as man can conceive of something, God exists.

18. Name the capital of UTAH.
Salt Lake City

19. What is a bakers dozen?
13

20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number.
a + 67 = - 34
a = -34 - 67
a = -101

21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860.
Don't know off the top of my head.

22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray.
"Translate this phrase" in pig latin

23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem.

By the argument above, all men know God in some form, atheists merely choose to ignore his existence. So there are no true atheists.

24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race?
Both, assuming SAM can run for 1000 days.

25. What does SARS stand for?
Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome

26. Where did SARS begin?
Hong Kong/ Guandong Prov.

27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.

Marsha - Bob - Janie - Jon

28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz.

Logically, a=b b=c therefore c=a

29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state.
True, Palestinians recognise Palestine as a state.

30. Titanic is unsinkable.
False

31. Will the infidels die?
True, all men die.

32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN?
True, according to the last 'elections'

33. Which is happier? , , , , , or
I employ the :???: smilie.

34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world.
False

35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"?
False

36. Does Santa exist?
True

37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?
Depends on the thickness and the density of the lead.
Assuming the lead is 1 metre thick, the 700 miles of lead would weigh in excess of 700 pounds.

38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?
True

39. How many spelling errors are in this document?
3 english errors : athiest, doesnt, certanty

40. Prove aliens exist.
The US defines those who immigrate illegally as 'aliens'.
People immigrate illegally in the US
Therefore, aliens exist.

41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA?

No.

42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?

No. Death penalty is never justified.

42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape?

No, of course not!

42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting?
No.

43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty?
Any of the questions? Then yes.

44. Are children born pure?
No, I'm a Christian.

45. Do ghosts exist?
No.

46. Have UFOs visited the Earth?
Yes. The definition of UFO is merely Unidentified Flying Object.

47. Is this pointless?
For my sake? Yes.

48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)?
Yes.

49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats?
Dogs

50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine?
Assumes 'Palestine' exists. So no.
50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks?
No, because those attacks kill others.

[Jaguar]

1. What is your age? 14
2. What is your sex? Male
3. What is your religion? Judeo-Episcopalian-Agnostic
4. What is your political affiliation? Republican
5. Do you consider yourself intelligent? Yes.

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

1. What is the name of your country? United States of America

2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast? Maryland

3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast? Annapolis

4. What is the name of your county? Montgomery County

5. What is the capital of your county? Rockville

6. What is the capital of your country? Washington DC

7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES? Washington DC

8. What is the official name of Libya? I do not know. However I do know that Tass is being a smartass and asking a question with a really esoteric answer.

9. What is the capital of the CHINA? Beijing

10. What is the capital of INDONESIA? Jakarta

11. What is the approx. population of INDIA? 950 million

12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES? Norway has a higher GNP per capita.

13. What continent is EGYPT on? Africa

14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION? I want to say Eastern Orthodox because it's the obvious answer, but I'm not sure.

15. What is 3 to the fifth power? 243

16. What is life? Football on TV, shots of Gina Lee, hangin with my friends, and twins. Of course.

17. Prove that god exists. I am talking about a God, so therefore one must exist as a concept.

18. Name the capital of UTAH. I name it Alangrad, which is an infinitely better name than Salt Lake City.

19. What is a bakers dozen? 13

20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number. -101

21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860. If you want to "find things out about certain people" you are going to find out that everybody will skip this question.

22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray. Translate this phrase.

23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem. 1 in 13.

24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race? Both will.

25. What does SARS stand for? Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome

26. Where did SARS begin? Southwest China

27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest. Marsha, Bob, Janie, Jon.

28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz. There is no question posed here, but if the first two statements are true then the third one is.

29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state. False

30. Titanic is unsinkable. False. It could be put back together and then get sunk again.

31. Will the infidels die? Yes, eventually. Just like everyone else.

32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN? True. But he has no power.

33. Which is happier? .

34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world. False

35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"? I do not know. However I do know that Tass is being a smartass and asking a question with a really esoteric answer.

36. Does Santa exist? Yes. He is an entity that is impersonated in malls and movies and stuff.

37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead? It depends on the other dimensions of lead.

38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence? Yes.

39. How many spelling errors are in this document? The number that I would count if I weren't already wasting a huge amount of time on this.

40. Prove aliens exist. See "Santa" answer.

41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA? Yes.

42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well? Yes. Catfights are cool.

42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape? Yes. Stupid people should know to copy the tape, dammit.

42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting? Of course. He named his kid "DAUGHTER1." How pretentious is that?

43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty? Yes.

44. Are children born pure? Yes.

45. Do ghosts exist? No.

46. Have UFOs visited the Earth? No.

47. Is this pointless? Yes.

48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)? Yes.

49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats? Dogs.

50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine? Depends on what you consider to be "Palestine." It is justified in occupying what it has. It is also justified in fighting in self defense.
50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks? No.




All done.

[Tattila the Hun]

Re: A Few Basic Questions

1. What is your age?
23
2. What is your sex?
male
3. What is your religion?
lutherian, don't believe nuthin
4. What is your political affiliation (Shi, Ming, et al: Put republican. Che, Sava, et al: Put democrat. Those are you only two options.)
Anarchist!
5. Do you consider yourself intelligent?
quite

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

1. What is the name of your country?
Finland

2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast?
Lappi

3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast?
Rovaniemi

4. What is the name of your county?
Still Finlad

5. What is the capital of your county?
Helsinki

6. What is the capital of your country?
Helsinki

7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES?
Washington, District of Columbia

8. What is the official name of Libya?
Target?

9. What is the capital of the CHINA?
Peking (Beijing)

10. What is the capital of INDONESIA?
Jakarta

11. What is the approx. population of INDIA?
1 billion

12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES?
Norway

13. What continent is EGYPT on?
Asia

14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION? Orthodox

15. What is 3 to the fifth power?
Too much

16. What is life?
Elämä on laiffia

17. Prove that god exists.
I do

18. Name the capital of UTAH.
Salt Lake City

19. What is a bakers dozen?
twelve?

20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number.
-101

21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860.
1

22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray.
Translate this phrase

23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem.
1/3 of 6 billion

24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race?
Dragon fries Sam, wins the race

25. What does SARS stand for?
Severe Acute Respitory Syndrome

26. Where did SARS begin?
China

27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.
Janie is wearing high heels, no competition.

28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz.
No.

29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state.
Should be.

30. Titanic is unsinkable.
Yes.
31. Will the infidels die?
"Too bad she won't live, but then again, who does?"

32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN?
Yep, if he's alive

33. Which is happier? , , , , , or
Me.
34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world.
Nah.
35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"?
Yes.
36. Does Santa exist?
Quite.
37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?
Depends on the thickness of the lead.

38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?
I can.
39. How many spelling errors are in this document?
Uncountable.
40. Prove aliens exist.
Thy don't want me to.
41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA?
He's the king there.
42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?
Should have been.
42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape?
Gooooo.....
42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting?
Yes.
43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty?
Yes.
44. Are children born pure?
Yes.
45. Do ghosts exist?
Yes.
46. Have UFOs visited the Earth?
Yes.
47. Is this pointless?
Yes.
48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)?
No idea.
49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats?
Hempsters.
50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine?
Nope.
50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks?
No.

[cinch]

1. What is your age?

17.

2. What is your sex?

Male.

3. What is your religion?

To do good.

...

Unaffiliated.


4. What is your political affiliation (Shi, Ming, et al: Put republican. Che, Sava, et al: Put democrat. Those are you only two options.)

Democrat.

5. Do you consider yourself intelligent?

Eh...


ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

1. What is the name of your country?

Canada.


2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast?

Alberta

3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast?

Edmonton


4. What is the name of your county?

County: Minburn.
Electoral District: Lakeland.

5. What is the capital of your county?

Vegreville, I believe.

6. What is the capital of your country?

Ottawa.

7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES?

Washington, D.C.


8. What is the official name of Libya?

Haven't the foggiest.


9. What is the capital of the CHINA?

Beijing. Or Peking, depending on whether you're feeling imperialistic or not.


10. What is the capital of INDONESIA?

Jakarta.


11. What is the approx. population of INDIA?

1 billion.

12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES?


Norway, I'd wager.

13. What continent is EGYPT on?

Africa.


14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION?

None? If there is, I'd guss Russian Orthodox.


15. What is 3 to the fifth power?

243.


16. What is life?

A series of stimuli acting on my nerves.


17. Prove that god exists.

Kristin Kreuk.


18. Name the capital of UTAH.

Salt Lake City?


19. What is a bakers dozen?

13.


20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number.


-101.

21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860.

No.


22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray.

Translate this phrase.


23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem.

I don't know... 5%?


24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race?

Both.


25. What does SARS stand for?

Severe Atypical Respiratory Syndrome. I have no idea.


26. Where did SARS begin?

Some village in China.


27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.

Marsha, Bob, Janie, Jon.


28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz.

True.


29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state.

By who?


30. Titanic is unsinkable.

True. Mother Nature's lost this battle, fellows!


31. Will the infidels die?

Eventually.


32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN?

True?


33. Which is happier? , , , , , or


,

34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world.


False. Mother Russia!

35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"?

I thought it was about Baby Back Ribs?


36. Does Santa exist?

Sometimes.


37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?

Vishnu.


38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?

Most likely.


39. How many spelling errors are in this document?

4.3.


40. Prove aliens exist.

Gowan.


41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA?

Possibly.


42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?

It was probably not a good idea. She should have gotten Max von Sydow.


42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape?

Of course.


42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting?

No way, he's BRIAN FLIPPIN' COX! The original Hannibal Lecter! He demands respect!


43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty?

Perhaps.


44. Are children born pure?

Pure like how?


45. Do ghosts exist?

In a sense.


46. Have UFOs visited the Earth?

In a sense.


47. Is this pointless?

What isn't?


48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)?

We'll find out.


49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats?

DOGS.


50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine?

No.

50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks?


NO.

[Urban Ranger]

Re: A Few Basic Questions

1. What is your age?

2⁵+/- 2³

2. What is your sex?

Yes. Oh, you mean gender. Male.

3. What is your religion?

None. Atheism is not a religion.

4. What is your political affiliation (Shi, Ming, et al: Put republican. Che, Sava, et al: Put democrat. Those are you only two options.)

Communist.

5. Do you consider yourself intelligent?

No.

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

1. What is the name of your country?

People's Republic of China

2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast?

Not applicable.

3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast?

Not applicable.

4. What is the name of your county?

Not applicable.

5. What is the capital of your county?

Not applicable.

6. What is the capital of your country?

Beijing.

7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES?

Washington, D.C.

8. What is the official name of Libya?

Socialist People's Republic of Libya.

9. What is the capital of the CHINA?

Beijing.

10. What is the capital of INDONESIA?

Jakarta.

11. What is the approx. population of INDIA?

1.1B

12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES?

Average, median, or mode? I'd say Norway.

13. What continent is EGYPT on?

Africa.

14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION?

None.

15. What is 3 to the fifth power?

243.

16. What is life?

To shovel manure.

17. Prove that god exists.

Which god?

18. Name the capital of UTAH.

Salt Lake City.

19. What is a bakers dozen?

13

20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number.

67+34, or 101.

21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860.

No way.

22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray.

恭賀新禧

23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem.

20%

24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race?

Both.

25. What does SARS stand for?

Severe Arcute Respiratory Syndrome

26. Where did SARS begin?

The PRC, supposedly.

27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.

Marsha, Bob, Janie, Jon.

28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz.

All A's are B's. All B's are C's. Yup. True.

29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state.

True.

30. Titanic is unsinkable.

Yeah, it's on the bottom of an ocean.

31. Will the infidels die?

No, we will live forever

32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN?

True (as of today).

33. Which is happier? , , , , , or



34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world.

Smaller than Russia. Right Tass?

35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"?

No.

36. Does Santa exist?

What do you mean? Where do my Xmas presents come from?

37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?

No direct comparison possible.

38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?

Consciously? It's a controversial topic. Automatically? Sure, your body does it all the time.

39. How many spelling errors are in this document?

US or UK English?

40. Prove aliens exist.

Anybody who's not a citizen of the PRC is an alien.

41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA?

I am going to avoid this like a good little boy.

42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?

Didn't this come from a script somewhere?

42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape?

Is this some thinly veiled threat against people who throw away chain letters?

42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting?

What, is he in the well?

43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty?

What on earth is dark energy?

44. Are children born pure?

In what sense?

45. Do ghosts exist?

Only the shadow knows for sure.

46. Have UFOs visited the Earth?

Yes. No. Maybe.

47. Is this pointless?

Yes.

48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)?

High school: yes
U: no
Post-grad: hell no

49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats?

Dogs

50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine?

No.

50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks?

Not against civilians.

[Mr. President]

Re: A Few Basic Questions

1. What is your age?

19, almost 20.

2. What is your sex?

Male.

3. What is your religion?

Unaffiliated.

4. What is your political affiliation?

Democrat.

5. Do you consider yourself intelligent?

I claim the Fifth Amendment.

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

1. What is the name of your country?

The one I live in? Australia.

2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast?

Victoria.

3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast?

Melbourne.

4. What is the name of your county?

Whitehorse.

5. What is the capital of your county?

Not applicable (I think).

6. What is the capital of your country?

The one I live in? Canberra.

7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES?

Washington, D.C.

8. What is the official name of Libya?

Gaah! I can almost remember. I'll go with the Libyan Arab Socialist Republic.

9. What is the capital of the CHINA?

Beijing.

10. What is the capital of INDONESIA?

Jakarta. (Too easy - I've been there more times than I can count! )

11. What is the approx. population of INDIA?

One billion. Maybe slightly more.

12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES?

Norway.

13. What continent is EGYPT on?

Africa.

14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION?

This is tough. I will say that it does not have one.

15. What is 3 to the fifth power?

243.

16. What is life?

Life is aware of its surroundings and is capable of reproduction.

17. Prove that god exists.

It is prohibitively unlikely that a universe of such titanic dimension, high order, and stunning complexity could arise through chance. (What do you expect from one sentence? )

18. Name the capital of UTAH.

Salt Lake City. I hope.

19. What is a bakers dozen?

Thirteen.

20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number.

101. I hope.

21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860.

Pass.

22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray.

Translate this phrase.

Menerjemahkan kalimat ini. (Do I get bonus points? )

23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem.

A billion?

24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race?

Where is the Dragon in relation to Sam?

If he is at the beginning of the course, I think it's a dead heat.

25. What does SARS stand for?

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.

26. Where did SARS begin?

Southern China - Guangdong, I think the place is called.

27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.

Marsha; Bob; Janie; Jon. I hope.

28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz.

Yes.

29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state.

False. Except by the Arab League.

30. Titanic is unsinkable.

Which Titanic?

31. Will the infidels die?

Everybody dies. So yes.

32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN?

I believe that is true.

33. Which is happier? , , , , , or

My personal feeling is that is happier. Don't know why.

34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world.

False.

35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"?

That's just weird enough to be true. In other words, I don't know.

36. Does Santa exist?

I think this is a quantum physics-type situation. He is a virtual entity until his existance can be either confirmed or denied. At the present time, he does not exist, but neither does he not exist.

37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?

700 miles of lead.

38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?

Yes.

39. How many spelling errors are in this document?

Zero. You spelled "this" as T-H-I-S and "document" as D-O-C-U-M-E-N-T which I think are both correct.

40. Prove aliens exist.

In an ever-expanding universe of infinite complexity, the probability that they do not exist is negligible. (Again, one sentence. Sorry. )

41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA?

No. He lives in the region of Greece called Macedonia which is geographically near that country. They are both named Macedonia because they are located in the region that was known as Macedonia in ancient times.

42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?

I believe that she was. But I also believe that MOTHER1 should be punished anyway, in accordance with the laws of the Fates of Ancient Greece.

42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape?

No.

42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting?

No.

43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty?

No.

44. Are children born pure?

Yes.

45. Do ghosts exist?

Yes.

46. Have UFOs visited the Earth?

No.

47. Is this pointless?

Yes.

48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)?

In high school? Yes.

49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats?

Cats.

50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine?

Yes.

50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks?

Well . . . suicide bombing is a tactic of war. So, yes.

Someone's gonna come kill me now, aren't they?

Phew! Big questionnaire. Do we get anything now?

[Gatekeeper]

Good grief. Some folks have way too much time on their hands. Are you gonna grade 'em, Tass?

Gatekeeper

[Tattila the Hun]

Somehow I read Egypt as India... Wonder why?

[Ted Striker]

too many damn questions