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GET OFF ME! I'M NOT GAY! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU???
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis -
WHEN I ASK YOU FOR AN ERROR MESSAGE, TELL ME WHAT THE ERROR MESSAGE WAS!!! DON'T TELL ME IT'S MUMBO-JUMBO!!! YOU MAY NOT GET WHAT IT MEANS, BUT I DO!!!
THAT'S WHY I ASKED FOR IT
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WHY IS IT THAT THE GUY IS ALWAYS WRONG AND UNCARING TO HER NEEDS?!?! WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS!!!
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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WHY DO PEOPLE SAY A DOZEN??!?! TWELVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Spectator
WHY DO PEOPLE SAY HALF-A-DOZEN??!?! SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 LETTERS!!! SIX!!!!
ONE SYLLABLE!!! TWELVE!!!!Comment
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I'M "GOTH"!!! GET THE FVCK OVER IT!"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boyComment
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A lot of people are saying "Me, me, me!"
And I thought the "Me generation" is a thing of the past.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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WHY DO GAS STATION POST THEIR PRICE AS FOLLOWS:" 78.5 UNLEDED FUEL"?!??! FUEL WITH LED DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE!!! SINCE 1973!!!!!!!!! CHANGE THE FRIKIN SIGNS!!!!-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Dearest, kindest employer:
I am currently on my lunch break. You might be able to deduce that by the fact that strewn over my desk are some clues, such as a brown bag, an unwrapped sandwich, a bottle of soda, a bag of chips. I also am in the process of eating the sandwich. Now, I know in places like, oh, Communist China, lunch breaks aren't known, but here in America, it is not only expected, it is legally required.
PLEASE GO THE **** AWAY WHILE I AM ON MY LUNCH BREAK. I NEITHER WANT NOR CARE TO HEAR WHATEVER IT IS YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME. I AM NOW SURFING THE INTERNET ON MY OWN FREE TIME. IF YOU DO NOT GO AWAY IN FIVE SECONDS, I SHALL JAB THIS PEN INTO YOUR NECK AND INTRODUCE YOU FACE-FIRST TO THE SHREDDER.
Thank you.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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I agree with Stefu: RADIOHEAD IS HORRIBLE CRAP!!!
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WHY DO STUPID FOREIGNERS ALWAYS MIX UP FINLAND AND SWEDEN! IT'S NOT THE SAME COUNTRY DAMMIT!!!
"Relax, pay your income tax!" - The Fast Show
"Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again." - Conan O'BrienComment
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FOR ALL YOU ELEVATOR BUTTON COMPLAINERS.....
In our building at work, when you hit the close door button once, it is a delayed close door, if you press it a second time, the door will close immediately. This is not uncommon in elevators in the US> SO GET OVER IT>
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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That's not the same as pressing the elevator call button repeatedly, which has NO effect on how fast the elevator will come.Originally posted by rah
FOR ALL YOU ELEVATOR BUTTON COMPLAINERS.....
In our building at work, when you hit the close door button once, it is a delayed close door, if you press it a second time, the door will close immediately. This is not uncommon in elevators in the US> SO GET OVER IT>
Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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We did have one elevator in college that if you held the call button, the elevator would skip all of it's "pressed" stops and come faster. (boy, would it annoy the passengers that would miss their stop) But yes, normally that is the case.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
For a second, I thought I was going to have to get nasty with you...
"Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt WhitmanComment
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JohnT:You know, I completely misread your first post... I thought your father had severed his ties with you, not the other way around.Where'd you get that idea?
The issues are explained more fully in this thread and in this one.
But those threads are woefully incomplete, as they only go up to September of last year. Perhaps an update is in order...
Thanks for the links, it was a riveting read... You have my sympathies, hope that it works out.
OK, people, back to on-topic!Gnu Ex Machina - the Gnu in the MachineComment
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WHY, OH WHY, DO ADULT BABIES AND PEOPLE WHO DIDDLE THEIR PLUSH ANIMALS EXIST? AND WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE WEBSITES? AND WHAT KIND OF A PERSON MARRIES ANOTHER PERSON WITH BOTH WEARING FURRY SUITS? IT! IS! JUST! WRONG!"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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