The "I need to get it out!!!" thread

[Japher]

I don't know about you, but normal hicks, like me, pronounce Italian as "uh"-talian, so why do you keep saying "eye"-talian? You think your some special hick with class or something!?

Also, why can't cigarettes be good for you? that really suks.

[Az]

Spec: I am just jealous.

[Provost Harrison]

WHY WHEN AT A PELICAN CROSSING (YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE BUTTON YOU HAVE TO PRESS AND WAIT) WHEN THERE IS A GROUP OF PEOPLE STOOD THERE, NOT ONE OF THE ARSEHOLES PRESSES THE BUTTON! I END UP WALKING ALONG AND PRESSING IT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS STOOD THERE WAITING FOR THE GREEN MAN TO FLASH UP. ARE THEY F**KING MORONS?

[KrazyHorse]

Why would you wait for a walk signal?

Jaywalk like a normal person.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns


I HATE THIS CATCH-22 AS WELL!!

It gets better yet! When you have the experience, you don't have the right experience. ARGHHHHH!

[Sten Sture]

WHY DO ALL THE ACTIVIST SAN FRANCISCO PARENTS SEND THEIR KIDS TO EXPENSIVE PRIVATE SCHOOLS INSTEAD OF FIXING THE ****ED-UP PUBLIC SCHOOLS??

[Provost Harrison]

Oh, your first encounter with the 'champagne socialist' eh?

[Charlemagne120]

for that very reason...public schools are f***ed up

[Sten Sture]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Oh, your first encounter with the 'champagne socialist' eh?

This town is chock full of 'champagne' socialists. Drives me nuts!

[JohnT]

"If, God forbid, anything should happen to Laura, Sophie, or I, I do not want you tainting our funerals with your presence. As far as I'm concerned, you died on August 29th, 2002, the day you betrayed me and my family."

Said by me to my father, March 4th, 2003. So I kind of did let it out.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Azazel
Spec: I am just jealous.

[Zero]

IT SAYS STOP FOR PEDESTRIANS ON CROSSWALK... ITS NOT A ****ING STOP SIGN. YOU DONT STOP WHEN PEDESTRIAN IS NOT PRESENT!!!!!!!!!


There I feel better.

[Boris Godunov]

Hey, you. Yes, you, Mr. Pennsylvanian Driver. If you don't speed up from the onramp to merge with traffic like a proper person, you shall soon have me up your ass. That is something I don't normally do using 3 tons of Japanese-made automobile, but I will oblige in this instance.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Hey, you. Yes, you, Mr. Pennsylvanian Driver. If you don't speed up from the onramp to merge with traffic like a proper person, you shall soon have me up your ass. That is something I don't normally do using 3 tons of Japanese-made automobile, but I will oblige in this instance.

3 tones!?! That's 6000 pounds! Dude, how big is your car?!
Oh, that makes me think...


PONTIAC, WHERE THE **** DID THE AZTEC COME FROM??!!! WHO DREW THAT SHlT AND WHO APPROVED IT??!! WERE YOU HIGH!? I CALL THAT VISUAL POLLUTION!! MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT ALL OVER MYSELF!!


ahhhh.


SPec.

[Kramerman]

Damn, she is sooo beautiful... i wish she wasnt dating that guy... and that i was more attractive... so that she might like me